LOL

Not even a jury of Gawker writers would convict this man, even if the destruction of all privately owned firearms was included in the deal.

Is there something I can do to stop this? This is in Utah

Kudos to you for being able to read all three. Independence Day was perhaps my least favourite novel of all that I've read. It made me seriously doubt the gravitas of the Pulitzer Prize.

Rebuttal:

Asking for advice on getting caught filming something you shouldn't have?

An interesting pick for the final. I would have expected Bigfnjewishdick to get burned by Germany.

digging the knife into Magary a bit, I like it! Next up, The Octagon. Let's Get it On!

Come on, that was a manicured statement - not necessarily the whole truth and nothing but.

So a solid C+ then?

Good luck, kid. I ask for pants and tits every year and I just keep getting pants.

Rocket Frog.

Lennay Kekua

"Years ago, TMQ told a radio interview that one thing I'd like to see in sports is a football game won by a safety in overtime. Now I have!"

Geez, talk about an offensive lineman, amirite?!?!

Thank goodness they identified this problem early and took the necessary steps.

You have to be a gigantic dick for people to tell a story where Jose Canseco is less a dick than you are.

Yeah but I bet the owner wasn't the one who ended up cleaning your poop up

Chicago style deep dish pizza being ranked number 1 was a fucking atrocity though

"Horrifying diarrhea sludge" could refer to any number of Albert Burneko's food columns.