I am this girl. All you like bears because you don’t know bears: when I was 8 my dad took us to Yellowstone and a bear ate my doll and my little brother’s bag of chips and then we spent all night trying to calm him down (he was six and he loved potato chips) and then a bear came and shit in our tent. I kid you not we…
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+1! While I was watching this, I could hear my mother’s voice in my head saying, “That’s why we put things away when we’re done with them,” in a very smug tone. Finally, she’d think, the bears have come to prove me right.
He’s most looking forward to Fish Ed.
You are a truth teller.
bro, you nailed it
Seriously. SO SORRY your vacation is ruined by your unborn baby that you supposedly wanted.
Two observations to pull from all this:
I once sat next to a girl at the movies who produced, seemingly out of nowhere, a steaming hot bowl of French onion soup and proceeded to loudly slurp it for the first 15 minutes of the movie. It was the weirdest and most impressive damn thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
When my son had his first birthday I made sure to play him Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary.
It has been probably 10 years since I watched that episode and TO THIS DAY I find myself driving around going “6-1-2 Wharf Avenue, 6-1-2 Wharf Avenue.”
It’s like, if Oprah says it’s a powerful movie, and we know how she feels about how women are depicted in film and entertainment and things like that — I feel like you’re digging. We should be focusing on how the police are treating innocent American citizens. What about that?
“If you’re looking to be politically correct in entertainment ... that’s the end of entertainment.”
never in a million years did i think i’d bookmark this fuckery, but then you started this comment thread and now i need the bookmark so i can have access to the soup recipes :)
Three words: Dill Pickle Soup
I prefer the Ecto-Cooler of self awareness personally.
I am also a throw things into a pot cook. Here is my Southern summer veggie crockpot soup. I also make it in the winter but I use frozen veggies
Also my lazy soup recipe is is chicken buillion, frozen tortellini, spinach, carrots, and garlic.
Pumpkin Ginger soup! I don’t really measure ingredients, but they are canned pumpkin (or roast pureed pumpkin when I have time and feel fancy), chicken or veg broth, onion, garlic, ginger, ground pepper, a dash or brown sugar or maple syrup, heat through and blend it smooth and add a dash of heavy cream and parsley to…
carrot & red lentil soup