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Con Away, Con Away, Con Awaaaay dixieland.

I thought it was rather strange that the Princess of White Bespoke Southern Living would name three such commoners as the godmothers, not a strand of blonde hair, Oscar nominations or a single luxury lifestyle brand between the three. How ever would baby James know the difference between preserves and jam? Winter and…

LOL.

I just watched the teaser trailer linked at the bottom of the article and am now incandescent with rage. Fuck this whole thing, and fuck this piss-poor excuse for ‘journalism’.

I have a colleague who is one of those people that just has a gift for teaching, he’s in his late 30s/early 40s. He was describing to me the feeling of conflict that would come up when he taught English to adults in Kazakhstan and Uzbekistan. Basically, his (male) friends would ask every term if he had any “promising…

all I see are blackheads

EXCUSE ME. Jessica Walter voices Malory Archer on Archer. THAT IS DEFINITELY SOMETHING GOING ON.

I LIKE ANNE HATHAWAY.

¡Ay ay ay, que lastima!

Oh hey Bill, so you’re just calling anyone with middle eastern heritage a terrorist now? I would say that’s awful, but I’ve engaged in namecalling in the past so I’m in no position to talk.

"KKK was just a fraternal organization where men gathered to hang out and have fun."

Run, pussy, run!

The art of tipping is, for most people, really freaking annoying. How much is too much? How much is too little? Is this the only reason I had to learn how to calculate percentages in 5th grade?

"Sorcia, I'm in love with your best friend [a dude with a hilariously ridiculous name that I cannot post here]. We're moving to Virginia and I hope you'll be happy for us."

Chris Brown, you are truly a barnacle.

Then try saying that (because it's a legitimate clarity question) instead of being an asshole.

Ryan encapsulates the phrase "How did I get here?" in that picture.