They have a state house full of wieners, tho.

think of the effort that 4th grade teacher put into crafting a lesson plan on writing a bill! What a great way to teach writing, grammar, logic, and civics in a way that would be engaging to kids. Then to be dismissed and shot down by those idiots who probably couldn't teach a lesson on civics if their life depended…

And just what the fuck does that hot-blooded fetus-loving patriot think Bald Eagles do to thier prey, huh? Take them to church? Talk to them about abstinence and purity?

Is Mystery Cat in Jamiroquai?

It's not late, it's just been percolating.

Muhammad Ali..

Every time I read a Jaden tweet, this pops into my mind.

That's the VA flag, it's supposed to show death to tyranny. That said, the Charlottesville ABC agents are insane!

VA state seal. Virtue vanquishing tyranny. And we all* know the only offensive thing about it is the bare breast.

OMG I saw Bob Dylan in like, 2009 and I was wondering if it was some sort of weekend at Bernie's situation.

I love Jenny Lawson and her love of taxidermy

Just posted it to her, but someone needs to tweet it to her, too :)

I've been lurking on Jez for ages and of all articles it took this one for me to speak up about...I'm disgusted with the audience and Harvey's reactions. She's so clearly proud of her hobby, the science and art of it should be cultivated and applauded. Seize the day youngin' and don't let the haters drag you down!

I thought the same!

I saw him a couple years ago and he did lots of stuff from before 1980, thank God! The weird part is that he did "All Along the Watchtower," even though it is universally agreed that Hendrix's cover blew his version out of the water. The lame part is that I took my mom with me for her birthday because she's a huge…

I wished she was Lindsey Lohan's real mom.

"I'll have a venti black medium roast, please.

Underboob selfies... The next logical steps are underbutt and underball selfies. But questions.

From what I understand, all these averages are skewed by ridiculously expensive weddings and the real average cost is far lower.