Benefit more than women of color =/= benefit as much as white men.

I'm going to dress up as you for Halloween. I'm going to walk around holding a crab pretzel and frowning at anything delicious, beautiful, or fun that pops into my line of vision.

I'm going to compare other celebrities to grains:

here i made this helpful food pyramid for ren faire food:

That scotch egg - without a breath of sarcasm - looks fucking amazing.

His farts sound like a rip off of Bono.

Funny how I've never had anyone tell me that doorbells have ruined inviting friends over.

When People Talk About Jaden Smith's Tweets There Trying To Internalize Grapefruit Kisses And Giraffe Tears. Don't Gossip About The Moon. I Talk to it. It KNOWS.

Part of me wants to submit an application to be Jaden Smith's Tweet Editor so I can give him informative daily reports on Title Case and the difference between there/their/they're. But then the rest of me just wants to run over him with a diesel-powered front-end loader and be done with it.

Except we wont really be a minority because well still be a plurality of citizens. White folk will still substantially outnumber every other group, just not all those groups combined... which I just realized makes the future of our democracy a Captain planet battle. A black guy, an Asian woman, a first nations…

Also the institutionalized discriminatory mechanisms entrenched in American society aren't just going to disappear when no one is actively driving them. Even when the majority of influence and power in this country is transferred to people who do believe in all forms of equality. They will need to be actively sought…

It is crazy, crazy, that you used this image with this article, Kara, because at the first job I worked out of college (when I accidentally accepted a position at a right wing think tank without realizing it... long story), a completely insane woman wrote us a letter complaining that the movie Bring it On would cause…

Why? It fits exactly the message she is trying to get out their. Her choice. She choose to present herself this way because she doesn't feel she needs to be ashamed of her body or her sexuality. It doesn't in anyway cast blame for what occurred with the leaked photos. And if anyone has issues with the cover they have…

Dude, you do you. Support theater. I have watched Eddie Izzard's Dress to Kill hundreds of times because I love it. So there.

Gaga's tattoo looks more like a #Crustacean4Life

It highlights something poignant: being a member of a minority has costs, like it literally costs more in money to live somewhere tolerant. Because tolerance is desirable, like leafy trees and good schools. It costs more to deal with the anxiety you face coming from a mixed race family- more in time spent with…

Sigh.

Yessss Mariah. Join us...

Fetus Rosary would be a great name for a band.