I believe the replacement captain was voiced by the son of the guy who played Captain Murphy, which was sort of nice.

Ha, I’ve been frantically adding things to my recipe board on pinterest and bookmarking the hell out of these suggestions. I feel like I won the soup jackpot!

I’m all for people increasing their sexytimes (let the wild rumpus start!) but I do worry that this pathologizes people with low sex drives. There’s already some pushback from the asexual community:

This is the best thread ever. My recipe box runneth over.

Agghhhh, so good! And Smitten Kitchen is my jam!

Chowder may not be weight-loss soup, but I firmly believe it’s good for the soul.

Delicious! The 18th-century soup appeals to the historian in me.

Those both sound delicious! I would also skip the celery...because celery is an abomination. Blech.

Yum! Emeril is responsible for my favorite punch recipe. Mr. Biscuits and I call it Danger Punch because it gets you drunk more quickly than you think it will.

I believe cannellini beans are a bit larger, but I use whichever I find first at the grocery store.

Can we combat this stupid soup (soupid?) diet fad by sharing our favorite soup recipes?

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck this guy.

Now, now. Don’t be ridiculous. It would be far more historically accurate to press them under rocks until they proclaim their guilt.

Ruby’s doppelganger is clearly Nicholas Hoult, not the Biebs.

Like a turtle peering into a vagina...

Mr. Biscuits once referred to one of my maxi dresses as a muumuu. It’s something he will never live down.

If it’s any consolation, the fabric doesn’t look very breathable.

This lipstick is gorgeous on her, but she looks so much happier in the before picture. What a crappy experience.

Ugh, just imagine the boob sweat from this outfit.

Thank you! I knew this sounded familiar.