Is he wearing drop-crotch pants? Drake, don’t take sartorial inspiration from the Biebs. It just makes it look like you took a dump in your pants.

That is faster than I could run a marathon, and I’m sixty years her junior. What an amazing lady.

Is Idina’s son in the luggage compartment? Do rich people’s planes not work like regular planes?

They’re so small and cute! I just want to put them in my mouth/snuggle them forever!

Are these people NOT Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber? I’m very confused...

That’s exactly who I thought it was!

Sam Kinison and huge rails of coke...

Kim, please don’t try and make the crippling social anxiety and awkwardness teens like me experienced into part of your brand. Kindly fuck along now.

CORKSCREW!!!

Ha! I posted the exact same thing (with the exact same image)!

"Buddy Cote, chairman of the North-American Interfraternity Conference"

I actually really like this look. And I appreciate that they didn't try to cover up her freckles—they're gorgeous!

I was going to say the lead singer from Four Non Blondes, but Jamiroquai also works.

Ah, thank you! As a grad student in US history, I probably should have recognized that. Sic semper tyrannus and all that jazz.

Is VirginiaABC the Virginia Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control police? If so, what the fuck is up with their badge??? It's literally one guy standing on another guy's prone body like he's the new king of the mountain!

Does the Bloggess know about her? I feel like Jenny Lawson needs to take this girl under her wing.

I had to google it because I am also getting old.

I saw Bob Dylan in 2005 when he was touring with Willie Nelson. He didn't play anything from before 1980. And he looked like an old T-Rex at a keyboard. Willie Nelson was awesome, though.

Honestly, it just kind of freaks me out that the Kerr siblings have the same faces they had 25 years ago. Toddler faces.

I don't know anything FKA twigs (apart from what I've read about her on Jezebel) because I am an old, but my God she is stunning. I can't stop looking at her in that beautiful dress!