My dad had dementia and he was largely non-verbal by the end, but a few weeks before he died he started humming the Star Trek theme song. For some reason, that stuck with him.

My dad, who was a huge Star Trek fan, passed away a few weeks ago. Here's hoping you're "boldly going" with Mr. Spock, dad.

Yay! Jia's Midweek Madnesses are my favorite.

I'm sure my reenactor husband will pleased to know that 19th-century army forager caps are again the height of fashion.

Thanks! I've been lurking around here for over a year and have yet to make it out of the greys.

I can't lactate at work, because I died.

But...but...if I don't loudly and aggressively challenge other people's personal choices, how can I evaluate my own self-worth??? WAAAAAAHHHH!!!

I feel ya, Courtney. Getting my tits out in a parking lot makes me happy too.

"And that's why you don't teach lessons."

Why does Left Shark have droopier eyelids than Right Shark? I feel like he was put at a disadvantage from the start.

I think you just put way more thought into that tweet than she did.

I see...I thought it was some sort of code, like she had been kidnapped and was trying to signal her location with a series of colors.

I had to read Tyra's tweet three times, and I'm still not sure I get it.

Is June Whitfield going to be in it? I certainly hope so, but she must be pushing 90 by now.

Is this her handbag???

I wasn't sure if this was meant to read "our families and specifically female targets" or if he was really saying "our families and our females." Regardless, he's a piece of shit.

"Equally striking about Merian's description is the plainness of her language, her open usage of the word "abortion," and the directness of the plant's illicit uses."

My cat does something similar with the flaps on cardboard boxes. He bats them down repeatedly, like he's dribbling a basketball. And he looks you in the eye the entire time he does it, as if to say, "I'd dribble your head if I could, hooman."

I had someone ask me rather pointedly if I was doing a "white dress diet" about 4 months before my wedding while I was chowing down on the family-style Italian feast at a friend's wedding. I'm pretty sure I gained five pounds out of spite before the big day.