I know another scientist who thought that...........

This is oso good.

The reason I never watched M*A*S*H as a kid was because the title music made me want to kill myself

I prefer "LeBaroning," which is covering yourself with Corinthian leather and hoping nobody notices that you leave a puddle of oily brown liquid behind anytime you stand still for at least two minutes.

Like graduate.

Rocket Frog defense is the new Wildcat offense.

Vader's intro in a New Hope.

LOL, Brown Wagon

Yes. I totally trust that a secret service doing secretive things that I'm not supposed to know about, will change their tactics in secret, only this time I will know cause the president said so on TV.

Essentially free energy as long as everyone's willing to walk around with a rubber tube up their ass.

If you like your privacy, you can keep your privacy! *

Only the top half of Cink's head is welcome at The Masters.

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Well we certainly can't blame it on ourselves! It must be somebody's fault!

It's Nerf or nothin'.

The Princess Bride. I don't know any films that nailed a better mix of comedy, action, and earnestness.

Okay. This definitely isn't Corolla-ish.

I'm not a Subaru fan boy, but this thing is sexy as hell. Say what you will about it looking like a Civic, I think it looks damn good.