Oh, her crime was faking a SSN so she could work over the table and thus pay taxes and into Medicare and Social Security that benefit American citizens off her labor, you say?

Is Heathcoat a name I need to be on the lookout for now? Christ, there’s a Jayden at my kid’s school and I hear that name so much now it’s becoming normalized in my head.

I was going to say. I’m not one to body-shame, but that woman looks unhealthy as shit. Almost dessecated. Drink some water, damn.

Yikes!

No problem, bro. He just needs to hop over to Colorado. Hell, I will personally buy him anything he wants.

This here is good Kinja.

Absolutely. Who wants to admit that, despite 9 months of being shown repeatedly that your choice is the worst possible choice, they chose wrong? It’s ignorance and denial. Just like the denial that their jobs ain’t coming back.

Alternatively, there needs to be a rigorous vetting process for their use. Guardians of the Galaxy did it best.

That doesn’t help.

Yeah. We just moved to Denver last year from a small-ish town in Alabama. And now I realize that Denver is a sizeable enough city to be a target and I’m like “Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhck......”

I like how the Prince is showing Trump his vast field of zero fucks given.

Look, Uncle Sam’s gun is a lot bigger than Pancho Villa’s. That means us Americans have bigger penises, right? AM I READING THAT RIGHT?

Complicated form? How is the typical Rust Belt white man supposed to understand “complicated?” Trump had them at “make Mexico pay for it.” Simple. Without the burden of thought. Effective.

That’s nowhere near the length of a nuclear launch code. I know because I watch Agents of SHIELD season 3.

Run for local office! Vote in your local races! This is where the rubber meets the road. We Democrats, we fucked it up. We ignored local races and the states are the ones advancing unjust legislation because of it.

I am sorry, friend. I live in Denver, a sanctuary city, and I will do all I can to ensure we don’t lose that status. I have never seen such open aggression against minorities, women, and immigrants from a sitting President. I am furious.

Indeed. Hitler did his best work after the war.

I think the ten dicks on the back is the wrong move. Think about how awkward it is to get a random boner with just the one dick of yours that’s well stuffed in your crotch. Still a massive pain in the ass, right. Well, I guess that coffee is going to have to wait.