Part of me really wants this to happen. I’m Hispanic, my parents immigrated legally here. My grandfather worked undocumented in the United States. I understand the economic boon undocumented labor provides us.

I really dislike reading atrocious content like that. Like, the iPhone has been out for ten years, learn how to remove that “sent from” tag, guys.

Fuck. We left (fled) Alabama to get away from scumshit assholes like Sessions, yet here we fucking are.

I love the “I’m also doing this for <insert appropriate group>“ line. How fucking noble.

I am sorry for your loss.

As a man, I kind of wish that WOULD happen. We need a good kick in the nuts.

The two party system will never be dismantled in a presidential election. It is to be dismantled from the ground up. That you don’t understand this means you’re very young and naive. Hey, I voted for Nader in 2000, too. Don’t worry, you’ll wise up in a few years.

You, uh, you have a hard time getting the point of things.

You’re the problem.

It’s like nobody is allowed to be angry about anything anymore. Look, sometimes when I fuck up, my spouse gives me a piece of her mind. I’m not going to sit there and act offended because she’s angry at me. I’m going to sit the fuck down, listen to what she says, and apologize for fucking up.

Gelman never said the only way to become sufficiently “woke” is to quit your job in the name of empathy. You need to go back and re-read what he said, carefully, and without being so defensive.

Yeah, like their thinking would be, “You know, let’s just keep the ship afloat for the next four years and call it a win.”

I think I read the same story. That most CANDIDATES have thousands of pages of policy already drafted. This is before becoming potentially the president-elect.

I mean, even his appointments. You know, people think he’s staffing up in a pointed and directed fashion, but, honestly, I think it’s equal chance he’s just naming people because he has no fucking clue how to fill positions. Think about it, everyone he’s named has been within his inner circle. Family and shitty…

Fucking good.

I think the idea is whatever killed your caveman bro over there, you probably don’t want to also eat.

My buds would order a barrel of Zaxby’s chicken tenders alongside a bucket of Zaxby’s sauce for board game night. Delicious.

Sex being amazing is what keeps the human race alive. Since the advent of birth control we have essentially asked for it.

Seems to me you’ve already made up your mind and don’t need convincing otherwise, bro. Just move along and enjoy your life.

I get positively livid when I grab a leftover box of Chinese take-out rice from the fridge and attempt to scoop a chunk out onto my plate. The rice has hardened and the minute the fork makes contact with the rice a huge chunk explodes out, dropping to the floor, spraying remnants of surrounding rice bits everywhere.…