It’s not US he needed to convince, dildo. It was the millions in the Rust Belt that would have rejected it outright anyway because socialism.

The Trump camp would have flogged his socialist title hard. The Rust Belt was anti-Obamacare, thus, anti- anything that sounds the least-bit socialist. Bernie didn’t have the Latino vote. He didn’t have the Black vote. I dunno. I’d like to think Sanders would have prevailed, but when you look at the results of the…

Yeah but nobody - not you, not me - thought that Trump was the ideal Repulican candidate. Not until last night. So how do you suppose the Democratic Party was supposed to divine the living exorcism that is Trump would win it? Fucking Nate Silver had him at 35% a mere 24 hours ago.

But it was. It was even in the diatribe above, HRC was an unremarkable politician - doing exactly the same as her male counterparts. That you can’t see the evident double-standard that was placed on her simply for being a woman makes you, dare I say, privileged.

The fact that you don’t think there could be 60 million racists in this country puts the blame squarely on you for being a naive child. You think we’re post-racial? You think just because gays can marry and we had a black president there’s no more racism?

Fuck them.

Does it fucking matter?

Yeah but you’re discounting the effect that a Trump presidency will have on those marginalized groups who have had to fight tooth and fucking nail for every inch of civil rights they have now.

Well, I would have been infinitely more ok with any of the other Republican nominees.

Agreed. I want them to reap precisely what they sow. I want the other industrialized nations to tell Trump and his “deals” to get fucked. It is petty, and vengeful, but if I have to live through 4 years of this mange-ridden rotted mango then they can go choke on a dick.

What has always pissed me off about these blue collar white folks is that they go on and on about welfare and entitlement programs but at the same time want the government to bring back their jobs. These folks who say less government is better, who say government always fucks things up, they are more than happy to…

And it’s not really about control anyway. The physics of it is you have this vessel (your intestines) that is containing a chemical reaction in which gasses are being generated and constrained within said vessel. Hence pressure starts building up. Then at some point the force of the pressure exceeds the muscular force…

Jalopnik can always count on my click if they use the word ‘jabroni’ anywhere in the post title.

I regret I have but one star to give this.

Unfortunately the ballots didn’t print Donald’s name in fat red crayon like he’s been practicing this whole time.

You can’t just demand a recount. Recounts are automatically triggered if the vote tallies are within a certain percentage of each other. So, he can yell all he wants about a recount after he gets curb-stomped by my nasty woman, but nobody’s going to be listening.

Don’t you remember? During the debates it was made abundantly clear that as a Senator from New York, HRC wielded 100% of the power, and chose to do nothing about all of the world’s problems.

That......that may actually happen.

Yeah. We just moved to Colorado this year and this year also happens to be the first year where it’s universal mail-in ballot voting. So easy.

Checks out.