The fact that you’re willing to die on this hill of semantics shows that you have no idea of the point that women athletes are trying to make. But because you’re so dense I’ll spell it out for you.

No way you, or I, or anyone without overpowering narcicism, beats Trump by being “not-Trump.” I think you 1) severely overestimate the political chops of the average dipshit voter and 2) severely understimate the amount of self-aggrandizing that is necessary to propel yourself through a grueling 9 to 12 months of…

Wellp, the internet has provided my day’s entertainment a mere 30 minutes after logging on. Well done and good day.

Have you maybe considered you’re an alcoholic?

What the shit? They actually tell you that? Man, if someone ever said that to me I would remove them from my life.

So you’re the guy that’s holding up everyone else in the aisle in order to shove all your fairly unimportant shit in three overhead bins. Thanks, jerk.

Not a good look for Verizon either. One dot vs. Sprint’s three. Terrible.

No drop-down lists either for common inputs. I don’t even want to think about how many hours he’s wasted repeatedly inputting the same text.

You goddamn glorious bastard. +1 independent variable.

Agreed. Shower fart is the worst fart. It ruins the shower and I spend the entire rest of the time I’m in there not enjoying the hot water, but instead trying to hurry up and get out.

While I disagree with his overall point, an appraiser doesn’t look, but potential buyers sure as hell do. What’s the point of appraising high if nobody wants to buy it?

Agreed. Don’t be afraid of it looking like a hatchback, dammit.

I don’t think you have to worry about getting anyone’s numbers, bro.

Le Clos looked over at Phelps twice that I could see during the race. Who does that? The guy seemed more intent on trying to see where he was in relation to Phelps than on trying to win.

Yeah. Between Liam and a Trump supporter I’m not entirely sure which one takes it for most disgusting human alive today.

It’s about damn time. The rationally-minded voting population has known for a long time that Trump was nothing but a pathological liar and has been frustrated that the media hasn’t simply called out the objective truth.

Pussy up, nutsack. Shit’s about to get real.

There was a news article on CNN last weekend about a woman in China who had gotten out of the car she was in that was going through one of those drive-thru exotic animal parks. A tiger jogs up to her and in a literal blink of an eye she is gone.

Even if you go for runs for exercise, the ostrich just gives you more motivation.