That said, SFY improved over y-t-d time period by +31% and >100% 18-49 before Shrek came out.

My point was that when access to alumni network (LSU vs UT) becomes a game-changer for you, you’re already elite.

Oh, child. You didn’t even crack the top 10% in high school. Your alumni’s network was never going to be your problem.

To be fair, the tacos are pretty spectacular here.

“Dave-O” is a shit nickname. David should kick the shit out of that dildo to make an example out of him.

Also this. Buick is trying way too hard to appeal to the yoots. And failing, if you ask me. Ugh.

A .7 GPA increase is not insignificant. I hope you asked for a Mac.

That old bastard never lost a game of chicken to no one until that day...

That actually was a cool story, bro.

This is the first thing I noticed. $20? For a college exam? Didn’t know the University of Phoenix Online had a football team...

Yeah. My wife and I agreed we’d be done after 2 and I told her, “The minute our second is born I am getting my balls chopped off.” Even though she is good with two and even though she’s happy I was ok with the procedure, she’s still gets kind of irked with how happy I am that there is virtually zero chance that we…

It took me one whole week to be able to walk without feeling like someone was squeezing my balls. My buddy got his a few weeks later and was walking around in f*kin’ skinny jeans and throwing his toddler around.

I had the choice of local anesthetic vs being knocked out. My wife is a nurse and she always tells me that there is non-trivial risk when being put under. Like, a possibility that you don’t wake up. So I was like, “so long as I can’t feel it, doc, and you’re as fast as you say you are, I’ll shoot the shit with you…

I think those fanatics are in the minority. When push comes to shove and the possibility of President Trump looms its fucking head, most Bernie supporters are gonna pull the lever for Clinton.

So you admit that it’s easy to trim a cat’s nails?

+1 rim shot.

What the fuck is your junk doing, just flapping about down there getting remnant shit all over it? Why do you need to arrest it with one hand?

You must be joking. This is a receptacle into which one shits. Doesn’t really matter who at this point. Shit is being deposited into this bowl.

Guys, of COURSE this isn’t a driver’s car. It’s like y’all can’t see the writing on the wall here. You don’t buy a Tesla because it’s a driver’s car. You buy a Tesla because you’re adopting the future of autonomous vehicles.

I’ll, uh, be in my bunk.