Thanks, but it was a pun. When I hear of people getting over-exercised over nonsense like this, I often wonder what sort of dodgy shenanigans they are getting up to and compensating for. Example? A stroke of themselves, obviously. A stroke of their.... actually is gets too icky from here on in.

One can only hope. Maybe if we all just keep being ourselves they'll all die off from shock.

While not particularly relevant to the point of the article... I must ask, how does a tux actually manage to "offend"* these bigots in the first place? Suits are pretty unisex these days (which is moot because the student identifies as male anyway, but those idiots no doubt object to that).

Still a better tradition than anything Notre Dame does.

Actually, no. He doesn't. The white dude's opinion on how an Asian woman talks about racist sexism (or sexist racism) is NOT as valid as the statements of the Asian woman, herself.

I'm sorry, but what the fuck are you even talking about? Dangerous drug.....to who, a bag of funyons? Criminalization of weed is what leads to drug related crimes. You do realize alcohol prohibition is what lead to bootlegging and gangland shootings before it was decriminalized again, right. And what does this have to…

Did you just penis-size shame me??!?!?

Do you really want to advertise to a predominantly female audience that your penis might be small enough to fit inside a half-inch depression in a plastic mouse? I mean, I'm just sayin'.

I once thought of doing a thing where I would review movies based solely on the trailers. If the trailer was awesome, the movie would be just as awesome. I'd fill in the blanks and flesh it out and then you could go see the movie and see just how far off base I was. It would have been hilarious.

In addition, AV is a popular abbreviation for audio-video, and there are tons of websites out there that would love to have that domain for multimedia content. It's usually a pretty reliable moneymaker so having such a simple, short, recognizable domain name would be HIGHLY prized!

Actually, having just re-read your excellent Gatsby review (which I rated 37/40 top hats at a time), your entertaining made up review pre-watching the a movie/series followed by a small actual review + random review rating system (14 1/2 pairs of john lennon glasses out of 23 or something) is a good hook.

Deal. Help me destroy Korra to improve my chances.

I'm not gonna lie, I thought you were bullshitting so when I clicked your link I meant to hate read it. Sir, you are most definitely born for that job. A million top hat stars to you. Excellent writing.

I want to read this!!!

You have my vote.

I VOTE FOR PENABLER. ENABLE PENABLER!

Two man enter, one man leave!

"That particular one literally got me laid."

Teach me. I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. And so on.

I wish my writing could do that. :O

You reviewed a movie you didn't actually watch?