How much vetting did they really need to do, though? Isn’t that like, the new standard issue white supremacist douche haircut?

“This song is so great!!!”

Remember when Donald was going to make us respected by the whole world? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Apparently she’s in a new thriller starring Emilia Clarke and this picture of her is maybe enough to make me want to see it..?

Nobody who watched this in 01 would have guessed ScarJo would go on to become the huge megastar. Thora Birch absolutely killed it and I’ll never get over her crazy stage dad killing her career.

I’d just like to add that it’s a damn shame that Thora Birch’s career, for various reasons, hit an iceberg. She’s so good in this and should have gone on to even better things.

And don’t forget “Would you like to donate a dollar to help Dartmouth students learn to read?”

“I’ll talk to you tomorrow. Unless my Tinder date tonight turns out to be a better murderer than my Tinder date last night.”

Ummmmm... I’m just saying, but he definitely waived all attorney client privilege by having that discussion in public where anyone could hear it. If this woman has a private attorney that is looking into a lawsuit, and you find out about it, you should absolutely call up that attorney and let him know about that phone…

I’m only sad that the elephant that killed him died.

“MSN reports that Botha fired his rifle on the charging cows, but a fourth swept in and surprised him from the side.”

Good.

Damn but she is beautiful, though. On the outside, anyway.

Self-righteousness? Bad acting?

I don’t know what it is about Ruby Rose, but I dislike her in an unreasonable way.

**Catalina update**

You guys ever post something online and/or here and instantly regret it?

Vanessa AND Bobby?

Totino’s will forever taste sweetly melancholy.

Not since Lorena Bobbit have we encountered a woman who so efficiently disposed of a Weiner.