When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass,…

I’m glad your dog is OK!

I’m not sure if you can grab the ABC 7 live feed, but that’s the one I was watching... They had a much more zoomed-in camera on dude getting shot before cutting their feed. But the guy definitely took a gun out the bag and appeared to shoot at the cop that shot back at him.

Yes, it’s very important for us as Americans to commemorate the treason against the United States in order to keep human beings as slaves. Because there are Nazi statues all over Germany oh wait

“What brings us together is that we are very scared, highly unintelligent; both intellectually and emotionally, extremely bigoted, wrong, and soon to be forgotten very quickly.”

Failing Google... I hear that they’re losing to Bing, bigly, which is great, I have so many friends at Bing, if you look you’ll find I have a best and largest Bing of them all.

Fake Search Engine!

If you’d like to support this clinic, the patients, the staff, and the escorts, please donate to the Kentucky Health Justice Network:

Really, this situation is ridiculous. Choice is the law of the land; sneaking into clinics feels like the current version of back alleys. Abortions should be freely performed in every hospital in every state. Why does it feel as though we are condemned to be singled out as slutty sluts and have to traverse a gauntlet.

Smoking is gross. Indoor smoking is even more gross. Indoor smoking that ruins original art pieces and haute couture gowns people spent months making for these idiots is reprehensible.

I mean, he looks like he enjoys food, anyways. So there’s that.

Yeah, but most Americans don’t have to worry, since we mostly eat “sushi” stuffed with cooked “imitation crab” meat, deep fried fish, bursting at the seams with cream cheese, drowning in sugary sauces, loaded with cheese, baked, then breaded, deep fried, and slathered in mayonnaise.

hot take Boris.

Someone has to do it since the only thing that appears to bother your conservative friends is the POTUS getting a consensual blowjob.

You “have to read” this? Someone forced you to click on this article and read it? Fuck off

Wouldn’t prior disclosure require that Trump knew that he was disclosing something? As far as we know, he didn’t have any more information than we did and he “found out” by watching Fox or having someone read Breitbart to him. There’s no evidence that he actually reached out to DOJ to figure this out (even though he…

Bingo. Except the treason part. Incompetence isn’t treason, it’s tradition.

Yes. Another season. Elizabeth Moss is a fantastic actor, honestly blew my mind in the first season. Loving her in Handmaid. When I watched the first few episodes of season 1 and had to find out who the director was and of course it was Jane Campion. Can’t do wrong with Jane. Alright, I’m done gushing.

Did you know scallops can swim??