I saw those photos and was genuinely like...you get hand picked by designers to go to one of the fucking fanciest parties in the country and you go and snap selfies and smoke in the bathroom like you are at a fucking rave. What is that?

I know this sucks but watching trumps idiot base slowly realize they got fucked will be fun. I have no expectation that a single one of them will ever admit they were wrong but they’ll still get screwed

I’m ‘represented’ by Martha McSally. Fuck her forever. I hope she’s done for down here.

You know as well as I do that isn’t true. Several of these “people” represent districts that have actively voted against their own interests for years. This won’t change a god damned thing.

The shear audacity of this, and to celebrate after, is fucking disgusting.

I’d like my opposition party to be more concerned about the lives of their constituents than their electoral chances, but that’s just me.

I don’t know, I feel like we keep saying that about various Republicans and it keeps not being true.

“A “stupid reason” like refusing to vote for Democrats who enshrine homophobia and anti-LGBT discrimination into law? “

Eh, it could just be a really good egg. Yolk color reflects the diet of the hen that laid it. Pale yellow yolks typically come from hens that eat nothing but corn; orange yolks come from hens whose diets include more variety, including stuff with carotenoids in it.

So the misuse of “irony” was brought to our attention by someone misusing “irony”? How ironic!*

Did Alanis ever get punished for destroying the accurate meaning of the word ironic? People now say ironic when they really mean coincidental or bad luck. She should get six years at least for that.

A well-cooked traditional English breakfast is a joy to eat.

My huge issue is it’s telling dictators (looking at you Duterte and Erdogan) their actions are fine by us. Coming from the party that accused Obama of going on an “apology tour” it’s incredibly weak.

Tillerson, like his master, is clearly a creature of no moral compass beyond “deals.” The notion that our lead diplomat is cheerfully making a case for embracing strongmen and dictators, that our policies shouldn’t be dictated by our values, is, well, frankly nauseating, if unsurprising coming from an oil magnate who…

They just want carte blanche to do whatever the fuck they want to/in/with foreign countries, without having to answer for it.

High five! Major depression here, along with other various pre-existing conditions. I’m on ACA insurance, so idek what I’ll do.

I am literally shaking with fear and rage. My bipolar disorder will cause any premium I pay to increase by 208%. I ALREADY can’t afford the premiums.

“In The Handmaid’s Tale, women’s rights are gradually, slowly stripped away. As one character says, ‘We didn’t look up from our phones until it was too late”

Yes, but you need to complain to the airline, not the person seated in front of you. Remember two things:

I give it six months before we’re all just stuffed in dog crates with shredded newspaper inside and stacked in the hold next to our luggage.

Are you alright, Melania?