I bet Tomi Lahren sends everything back and then demands to speak to the manager when she is out having dinner.

Quite the tight ship Urban Meyer ran at UF between Hernandez and this piece of shit. Oh, and Riley Cooper, Janoris Jenkins, Chris Rainey, Cam Newton and 20+ others who were arrested while he was there.

the giant shipworm feeds of noxious gasses produced in the mud, and like other brands of shipworm, it recruits bacteria to seek out nourishment.

The North Carolina Legislature looks at Chechnya and hopes for a day when they can achieve a similar society.

‘I am also on the Genghis Khan diet, which is recommended for young lotharios and involves eating sweet potato, sunflower seeds and horny goat weed.”

Does anyone know how to do them right?

For real, Megyn “Ultimate White Feminist + Santa Is Just White” Kelly is a garbage person but I’m glad she complained. No one deserves sexual harassment.

I find it amusing when people talk about how we shouldn’t conflate Hannah Horvath with Lena Dunham, because honestly every time I read an interview with her it make sure me realize that while Hannah is fictional, Dunham is actually championing many of her worst qualities rather than lampooning them.

I like the show, but I still think that it has some issues. A few episodes ago, she had Elijah audition for White Men Can’t Jump and make friends with a black woman — and in the post-episode recap thing, Dunham was talking how the black woman was his “spirit guide” — with apparently zero understanding of the trope of…

I never understood the hate on this show due to people were conflating Lena Dunham with a character she created. I remember when 30 Rock came out, and a Slate critic said that Tina Fey hasn’t been single since the Clinton administration so therefore she wouldn’t know how to write dialogue for Liz Lemon.

Hannah is the worst.

Typical shithead Republican—truth counts for nothing. If lying left and right gets you to sucker dumbasses into believing your effed-up cause, no matter how utterly anti-American the lies are, then so much the better.

Meh, I don’t think Aaron had to give the kids more than he did if he didn’t want to. They were adults and there’s no reason adults should expect a penny of inheritance from their parents, even if they were raised with a silver spoon. Faced with the news that they were only going to get $800k each, they had a choice,…

Here’s an Easter miracle. I’m about to say something almost nice about Tori Spelling. When her father died 10 years ago, Tori only got $800k (900? I’m not gonna google it.) out of the $600 million. I’m honestly not sure what The Other One™ got but I’m sure it was the same amount. She grew up in a house dubbed “The…

It seems that they must’ve not filed tax returns and then failed to pay even after a million warnings.

They traded in Jay Pharoah and Taran Killam, both of whom were amazing, for two of the most generic white dudes imaginable—and those two white dudes are now in every single sketch.

Exactly.

Right... The problem is that a man has to say that, but for women, society ASSUMES that everything that they ever do is just for MEN. And they are criticized relentlessly for every minute aspect of their physical appearance. Men experience nothing close to this, ever.

... Uh yeah, no. See this is another issue. People are asking for 'equality' when we do not live in an equal world.

Someone posted a picture on Facebook the other day along the lines of "what women think men want ... What men really want," of course showing a thin model on the left, and a very curvy woman on the right.