Quite the tight ship Urban Meyer ran at UF between Hernandez and this piece of shit. Oh, and Riley Cooper, Janoris Jenkins, Chris Rainey, Cam Newton and 20+ others who were arrested while he was there.

The North Carolina Legislature looks at Chechnya and hopes for a day when they can achieve a similar society.

‘I am also on the Genghis Khan diet, which is recommended for young lotharios and involves eating sweet potato, sunflower seeds and horny goat weed.”

Does anyone know how to do them right?

For real, Megyn “Ultimate White Feminist + Santa Is Just White” Kelly is a garbage person but I’m glad she complained. No one deserves sexual harassment.

I find it amusing when people talk about how we shouldn’t conflate Hannah Horvath with Lena Dunham, because honestly every time I read an interview with her it make sure me realize that while Hannah is fictional, Dunham is actually championing many of her worst qualities rather than lampooning them.

I like the show, but I still think that it has some issues. A few episodes ago, she had Elijah audition for White Men Can’t Jump and make friends with a black woman — and in the post-episode recap thing, Dunham was talking how the black woman was his “spirit guide” — with apparently zero understanding of the trope of…

I never understood the hate on this show due to people were conflating Lena Dunham with a character she created. I remember when 30 Rock came out, and a Slate critic said that Tina Fey hasn’t been single since the Clinton administration so therefore she wouldn’t know how to write dialogue for Liz Lemon.

Hannah is the worst.

Typical shithead Republican—truth counts for nothing. If lying left and right gets you to sucker dumbasses into believing your effed-up cause, no matter how utterly anti-American the lies are, then so much the better.

Meh, I don’t think Aaron had to give the kids more than he did if he didn’t want to. They were adults and there’s no reason adults should expect a penny of inheritance from their parents, even if they were raised with a silver spoon. Faced with the news that they were only going to get $800k each, they had a choice,…

Here’s an Easter miracle. I’m about to say something almost nice about Tori Spelling. When her father died 10 years ago, Tori only got $800k (900? I’m not gonna google it.) out of the $600 million. I’m honestly not sure what The Other One™ got but I’m sure it was the same amount. She grew up in a house dubbed “The…

It seems that they must’ve not filed tax returns and then failed to pay even after a million warnings.

SOLID DEFENSE, DUDE. Can’t imagine why people are worried about your treatment of gay folks.

The only difference being that Chechnya has a Muslim majority doing this.

They traded in Jay Pharoah and Taran Killam, both of whom were amazing, for two of the most generic white dudes imaginable—and those two white dudes are now in every single sketch.

I work in a tech firm in a big city, but it sounds like we got the same harassment instructor! Here we are in Silicon Valley, and he’s talking like sexual harassment is equally perpetrated by women as by men? Bitches pleeze.

“ As a result of the report, the Interior Department has ordered additional harassment training and prevention for supervisors.”

The Post got the 33,000 new beds figure wrong. The memo says ICE has “identified” 21,000 beds for long-term (>72 hours) detention, but only has contracts for another 1,700 and would need more money to buy more. It also says CBP has IDd space for 12,000 more people to be held in short-term (<72 hrs) detention. The…

I feel like this movie is only going to be funny if it ends in her killing them all.