Yep get those cars off the roads until they can learn to drive safely!

Lucky!

“The Court will not crawl into a corner, pull the shutters closed, and pretend it has not seen what it has,” Watson wrote in his decision Wednesday.

Thank you, Hawaii. Thank you, US District Court Judge Derrick Watson.

The totally sincere and philosophically well-grounded conservative principle that local government is good when it means “states vs. fed” but bad when it means “cities vs. states”, endures. We should all be inspired by their commitment to this totally non-hypocritical point of view.

I hate that I don’t know if either one of you is kidding.

Appropriately enough “Working until you die” is also something Paul Ryan believes everyone should do.

I did a dramatic reading of this at work for my co-workers and got on the floor and did this:

I agree wholeheartedly. That said, I hope she does not run in 2020 (and the same goes for Bernie and Biden). We need new blood.

God, I know.

Was never a fan of her, but I proudly voted for her, and whenever I stop and think about how things went down I get really angry. Especially in light of this Russia bullshit.

She should have been president...

Is it bad that I did a little fist pump when the medical examiner pulled the sheet off and Casey Affleck was under it?

Hmm, I have no problem with talking about a fake dick. I think fake dicks are very funny and worth talking about, actually! My problem is when in doing so, you characterize attempted rape as “seduction.”

I love this for so many reasons. Mostly, I love that she had the apparatus to climb up that pole. If the revolution was dependent upon my upper body strength, we’d be doomed.

My reaction to this movie.

I initially saw the “Casey” and the picture of Rooney and immediately thought: ...Casey Anthony biopic?

Yeah, this is like a stereotypical beardie hipster wet dream of a movie. You have to admire the $$ savings on CGI though.

Right, but the NRA doesn’t mean that everyone should have the right to defend themselves with guns - just white people. DUH!