Coruscant, now that’s a great planet. 5,000 levels. We’re gonna have even more levels, the best levels. And then we’re gonna build a wall, and the Tusken Raiders are gonna pay.

Trump: You know, Luke was a terrible Jedi. That’s true. He didn’t complete his training with Yoda and got his hand chopped off by his dad. Sad. I’d never get my hand chopped off, and that has nothing to do with the size of my hands. My hands are actually huge. They’re luxurious. They’re the best hands.

She’s there, in person, and didn’t learn what that wall represents.

What a bimbo. She DOES know that the Berlin Wall came down in 1989, right? She remembers Saint Ronbo taking credit for it? Gurl, that wall don’t work. That is an ex-wall.

BIG fan of Soviet Russia too.

Woah she plagiarized Melania too? Ruthless.

Aaaand we lost the attention of Trump Nation at “book.”

Counterpoint: Monica Crowley is an inspirational figure who rose from the South Side of Chicago to become the model she is, today. Her parents urged her on to a better life, noting that, in this country, the only limitations are the scope of your dreams. And hard work. Further, she has lived her life by the motto:…

I think given the angle they’re going for, I’m cool with hearing from folks who I don’t personally find funny but probably have some pretty good insight. I generally side-eye Sarah Silverman, but she’s a hustler in terms of her comedy career. 

Can we also talk about how today he also met with the leaders of the Alphabet Agencies, some of the most powerful and historically pro-GOP Intelligence groups in the world, and basically claimed they were wrong about Putin and Russia’s involvement despite them then releasing a report which states plain as day that…

Considering we don’t even recognize ISIS as a nation (nor should we), what exactly do you want Congress to declare war on? An idea?

Remember, he’s not just a coach, but a “Leader of Men” (tm)

+31. My wife and I are going to conceive a child tonight so she can be made great by Coach K.

It’s a Southern slur for a poor white person, akin to “white trash.”

I call bullshit. Everyone knows that the only real ethnic slur for a white person is “racist.”

You cannot be serious with this comment, right?

Megyn Kelly is still a villain and a despicable human being.

Republican does not equal humanitarian. Does not compute. Also- how much money could have been saved NOT wasting all these fucking bullets?

One day, there will be a women’s basketball thread where no one questions the ability of the elite women in basketball’s upper tier to play the game.

You’re confused because the player didn’t take 3-4 steps after picking up the dribble and then attempt a reverse dunk through the legs with no one guarding her.