I’m not sure what’s worse. The fact that Perez is now the new chairman of the DNC or the fact that there are rumors that Clinton is thinking of running again in 2020. The Dems have learned nothing.

And not just that, but of really awful diseases like scurvy and The King’s Evil.

Brave is a word I would use to describe a woman willing to fuck your disgusting ass.

The first step in ethnic cleansing, is to dehumanize people by using terms like “illegals.” They are human beings, with families and feelings. Unlike you, who is a thoughtless pig fuck, who is no doubt unloved and a miserable twat.

Here’s another heartwarmer from Mount Vernon, WA. Guy accidentally shoots himself in the leg while sitting in his Jeep. Some lady see’s all the commotion of people trying to help the poor guy. While one guy is calling 911, she goes into the Jeep where the poor bastard is bleeding to death, and robs him. The guy ended…

Yeah, gay federal employee here. My life is currently in major upheaval. Because of the federal hiring freeze, I can’t hire any employees to staff my national park campground and visitor center, therefore, we won’t be opening this summer. I have to be careful about what I post on the park’s social media page because…

There is no need to resist. Simply a need to carry on what we always do, which is uphold the mission of the NPS. We are a science based agency and we will continue to publish and support our data.

I work for the Park Service. I am going to continue posting science and facts on our parks website and social media accounts. This isn’t fucking North Korea and I’ll be damned if anyone tries to bully me into refuting cold hard data.

I know their social media person. They will be just fine.

NPS employee here. We just got an all employee email from the Putin, I mean the Trump administration, stating that all NPS Twitter accounts have been shut down indefinitely. I’m speechless.

I just flew on a United flight from Seattle to Denver, on one of the brand new planes. Sweet christ. They have designed the 4th class passengers seats so badly now, that after 20 minutes into my 1 hour and 45 minute flight, I felt like someone was twisting my whole body into a fucking knot. I can sit on a Southwest…

There was only one set of footprints in the sand because HE CARRIED HIS WHOLE FUCKING TEAM TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!! - Tim Tebow’s take

Nice Real Housewives editing. Making it seem like these two women are about to break out into a sexy cat-fight. For fuck’s sake, can’t we even have our elite level, bad-ass athletes untouched by blatant sexism?

Your question is good, but I think the deeper question is how insecure is the guy who constantly focuses on how the men and women’s basketball game skills compare? A follow up question that I think is equally important, is how many more hugs from his mom when he was little were required for him to not ask this…

“Just walk me down.” Haha! No Fucks Mariah is my fav Mariah.

I was on a second date with my future wife, a Clemson grad, when I pronounced Clemson without the “p.” We had been laughing all night to that point, but she stopped dead in her tracks, got a serious look on her face and said, “It’s pronounced Clemp-son. Get it right, fuckface.” I knew then that I wanted to marry that…

Oh, you have a micro-dick. Well, that’s all you needed to say. Carry on.

When Tesla’s Ref-Bot 3000 is finished, we won’t need these human refs and their human mistakes.

I once saw a male pilot do something stupid.

Yes! YES! Nothing brings me more pleasure than forwarding the original email.