Gasser is my fucked up uncle. Is a republican. Has anger issues. Hates minorities. Is waiting, no, itching for someone to “make his day.” I honestly am just waiting for the day that I talk to my dad and he tells me that uncle Dan shot someone. It’s going to happen. He carries his gun everywhere. He purposefully…

Agreed. We need to put the Mike Brown argument to bed. There are hundreds of other legit innocent people of color who we can point to as examples of police racism.

Thank you. Lindy was here during that great time (not great) when you would scroll down into the comment section and see super disgusting and graphic photos. That was a bad time. As a commenter, I stayed out of the comment section.

As a woman, I can honestly say I am jealous of his giant breasts.

Fuck this lady.

My 350,000 mile plus 92' 4Runner, agrees with this statement.

I just imagine Virgina MacCaskey saying something like, “Blacks are quarterbacks???”

I can tell you that both my mom and stepdad were utterly shocked. I think if you don’t frequent the internets as much as all of us here do, and you can’t hold simultaneous thoughts like a puppy, you were in for a big reveal. That last sentence sums up my parents to a tee. It must have been thrilling for them to…

I think I had my 92' 4Runner on every backroad surrounding Flagstaff. I used to see some crazy shit out on those roads. Once, I was just north of Strawberry Crater, when I saw Chevy Sonic rental parked just off the road. I thought for sure they were stuck, as the road was soft cinders and rocky boulders. I got out…

Dude should have stood his ground and shot Jesse Watters in the face. Oh wait, that’s a dystopian conservative fantasy and I don’t want to live there.

I’m shutting it down until 2017. I can’t take it anymore. If anyone needs me, I’ll be playing board games and taking long dog walks.

She is the living embodiment of a shart.

This is the exact face I made when I woke up on Nov. 9th and my wife told me Donald Trump was our president.

Ah yes, the ol “Mormon Defense.” I’m quite familiar. When I was working in Alaska, we had employee housing because of the remoteness of our work. I put in for housing for two employees who were going to be doing some wildlife surveys. They just happened to be two females who were also a couple. When the head of the…

Several years ago when I lived in Anchorage, I had a classmate who got pregnant and needed to get an abortion. When she went to a clinic, they were like, it’s too late so you’ll have to leave the state to get the procedure done. She was a dirt poor student, so the prospects of coming up with the large sum of money…

This conversation does not pass The Turing test. He’s a bot who’s about to ask leaders of the world to send him their bank account numbers so that he may deposit 1 million dollars so that his family can bury a prince who was tragically trampled to death by goats.

I live right on the Canadian border and animals and birds also don’t give a shit about our human lines on a map. I’m a park ranger and in the summer I will give programs to the visitors of our park. I like to hold up pictures and ask the audience if they can tell by looking at it, if the animal is Canadian or…

Is it wrong that I am some how finding comfort in knowing that other countries are also afflicted their own case of the The Trumps?

We eat the same fuckin’ food...the Ramen Noodle. Favorite line from a song...ever.

God this guy can suck a dick.