I think I had my 92' 4Runner on every backroad surrounding Flagstaff. I used to see some crazy shit out on those roads. Once, I was just north of Strawberry Crater, when I saw Chevy Sonic rental parked just off the road. I thought for sure they were stuck, as the road was soft cinders and rocky boulders. I got out…

Dude should have stood his ground and shot Jesse Watters in the face. Oh wait, that’s a dystopian conservative fantasy and I don’t want to live there.

I’m shutting it down until 2017. I can’t take it anymore. If anyone needs me, I’ll be playing board games and taking long dog walks.

She is the living embodiment of a shart.

This is the exact face I made when I woke up on Nov. 9th and my wife told me Donald Trump was our president.

Ah yes, the ol “Mormon Defense.” I’m quite familiar. When I was working in Alaska, we had employee housing because of the remoteness of our work. I put in for housing for two employees who were going to be doing some wildlife surveys. They just happened to be two females who were also a couple. When the head of the…

Several years ago when I lived in Anchorage, I had a classmate who got pregnant and needed to get an abortion. When she went to a clinic, they were like, it’s too late so you’ll have to leave the state to get the procedure done. She was a dirt poor student, so the prospects of coming up with the large sum of money…

This conversation does not pass The Turing test. He’s a bot who’s about to ask leaders of the world to send him their bank account numbers so that he may deposit 1 million dollars so that his family can bury a prince who was tragically trampled to death by goats.

I live right on the Canadian border and animals and birds also don’t give a shit about our human lines on a map. I’m a park ranger and in the summer I will give programs to the visitors of our park. I like to hold up pictures and ask the audience if they can tell by looking at it, if the animal is Canadian or…

Is it wrong that I am some how finding comfort in knowing that other countries are also afflicted their own case of the The Trumps?

We eat the same fuckin’ food...the Ramen Noodle. Favorite line from a song...ever.

God this guy can suck a dick.

I read about these Mormon pleasure-bots in the recent edition of Popular Mechanics. Uncanny!

His parents live just down the road from me in Washington state. He frequently shops here in the area. From all accounts, and I mean from all accounts of his interactions with the local folk around here, he is nothing but an amazing human being. He is pretty religious, and an avid hunter, but he is apparently a god…

Bitch, I’m also a bitch.

Bitch, I’m 46.

I mean, I understand her hatred of Trump and all that he stands for, but I’m not sure her life’s work will be affected by a Trump presidency. Meanwhile, those of us here in the National Park Service, particularly those who study climate change, are shitting our pants because these Nazi fuckers legit don’t believe in…

Question: ASP wrote Rory to be awful, right? Like, she wants us all to hate her? If I go back and rewatch old episodes of Gilmore Girls, Rory will be awful then as well? Or, when old GG episodes were airing, was I a young, self-absorbed shit, who constantly talked about myself and therefore thought Rory was a…

Exact. Words.

My wife has seen every episode of Gilmore Girls at least a dozen times. As a result, I have watched my wife watch every episode of Gilmore Girls at least a dozen times. Half way through the 30 minute musical, she starts to grumble, so I look up from my computer and ask what’s wrong. She’s like, “I think there is a…