BirdDroppings
BirdDroppings
BirdDroppings

His parents live just down the road from me in Washington state. He frequently shops here in the area. From all accounts, and I mean from all accounts of his interactions with the local folk around here, he is nothing but an amazing human being. He is pretty religious, and an avid hunter, but he is apparently a god

Bitch, I’m also a bitch.

Bitch, I’m 46.

I mean, I understand her hatred of Trump and all that he stands for, but I’m not sure her life’s work will be affected by a Trump presidency. Meanwhile, those of us here in the National Park Service, particularly those who study climate change, are shitting our pants because these Nazi fuckers legit don’t believe in

Question: ASP wrote Rory to be awful, right? Like, she wants us all to hate her? If I go back and rewatch old episodes of Gilmore Girls, Rory will be awful then as well? Or, when old GG episodes were airing, was I a young, self-absorbed shit, who constantly talked about myself and therefore thought Rory was a

Exact. Words.

My wife has seen every episode of Gilmore Girls at least a dozen times. As a result, I have watched my wife watch every episode of Gilmore Girls at least a dozen times. Half way through the 30 minute musical, she starts to grumble, so I look up from my computer and ask what’s wrong. She’s like, “I think there is a

Maybe it’s because I have aged and become more mature, but I am now firmly Team Emily and I am firmly on Team Fuck Rory.

I don’t have time for racism. No matter what a person’s age.

Ugh. This is the story of my life. Since I have a career that requires me to constantly be working in rural white America, I feel like I am always trying to explain things like BLM, gay rights, immigrant rights, etc, to rural white Americans. On a positive note, I have a knack for making breakthroughs with these

Maeve is by far and away my favorite. Fuck anyone who says otherwise.

God damnit this show is amazing. I work in a cubicle hell type office environment, and I was once again shaming two of my co-workers/friends for not watching this show. Mid-way through my pitch, an older, 50-ish, Trump voter white woman pops into the convo and excitedly asks, “What show are you talking about?” I’m

I stopped watching this year after three games. After seeing three or four traumatic brain injuries, aka concussions, I decided I couldn’t stomach it anymore.

Are college football ratings down too? Just curious if this is an across the board football ratings, or just the NFL?

Can I give up on the Democratic Party? The people in charge are butt. I feel like a fucking hobo, without a political home.

At least the NBA finally has a minority owner. The “homely women” demographic is very unrepresented in NBA ownership today.

Arrival made me cry like a five year old. I, like most liberal bubble Americans, have been taking the elections results, not so well. I was taking a turn for the better this week, and telling myself about how things will be fine and shit. We sit down in the theatre last night and the movie starts. The opening

Who was a bigger disappointment this year? Carlos Gomez or Jason Heyward? Don’t answer that, it was Gomez.

Shhhhhh, you are going to upset all the secretly racist “liberal” white people who inhabit Madison. As someone who grew up in Madison, and as a UW graduate, I can 100% verify your statement. The whole state of WI is basically a northern version of Mississippi. White, backwoods, redneck hicks, who love to hunt,

God damnit, why am I still watching this sport? I can’t quit you Ennis!