I recently instagramed a photo of a stuffed bear that I installed at a nature center. The thing was a bitch to unpack and install, so I hashtaged the pic with #bearproblems. After I got home that night, I clicked on the hashtag and saw a series of photographs of shirtless hairy men mixed with photos of torn open bags…

“Love takes everyone by surprise, I think.”

More like a well-meaning , sheltered fellow human. Easy with the idiot label. She’s obviously very intelligent. She seems to be holding onto Republicans because of social values, kind of like my conservative Catholic cousin. We get it, you don’t like abortion, but just because of your pro-life stance doesn’t mean you…

For the record, I think Jimmy Fallon is better than rabies....but NOT better than the pox.

Buttttt, you have to admit he’s like one and a half times better than Leno, amirate?

Would it be crazy for Watson to leave for the NFL after this performance? The dude is crazy good and what would going back another year gain him except a chance to get injured and lose out on big money.

It’s Julia Styles and that guy who won Top Chef...but no one cares about him, it’s all about HER!

For me there are three stories I will tell my grandkids. 1. Where I was when 9/11 happened. 2. Where I was when OJ got in his white bronco and drove to freedom 3. Where I was when the Cowboys beat the Giants that one year.

Nah son, you NEED to watch the Denver’s Mile High Smoke-A-Bowl on Jan. 1st. That’s shit’s gonna be on point. I believe that is projected to be Oregon State vs. University of South Carolina. Analysts are saying we could be in store for some amazing beav on cock action.

As someone who has no faith, nor practices no religion, I always have a hard time knowing how people like this husband can go on practicing their religion after something like this happens. I’m a devout religion hater, as many of them subjugate women, so it’s difficult for me to understand. I try not to hate on people…

Yeah, I’m really surprised that this miserable old bag didn’t drop the classic “shucking’ and jivin’” phrase to describe the celebration dance.

I give that trolling 9 out of 10 bridges.

We can always count on Dez to be a shining beacon of awfulness.

I mean, I’m sure, absolutely positive that this “Christian blogger” would be ok if we ladies tried to take that D on occasion when the dude wasn’t into it. And the whole time, we just imagine that faceless husband as one giant penetrating dick we ride all the way to Pleasure Town. I’m sure, absolutely positive, that…

It looks like my red North Face puffy I got at Ross for $45.

I’d like to reserve a table for two at your establishment. Do you have anything available for this Thursday evening?

You seem fun.

Oh man, I would totally hate talk to you at a party if we ever met.

Here’s a stone cold fact. Currently, all three head writers at SNL are dudes. Here’s another stone cold fact. SNL currently sucks my lady balls. Coincidence? I think not. #bringbacktinafey

They need to ride Aidy like a bat outta hell. That girl is their money shot.