Nah son, you NEED to watch the Denver’s Mile High Smoke-A-Bowl on Jan. 1st. That’s shit’s gonna be on point. I believe that is projected to be Oregon State vs. University of South Carolina. Analysts are saying we could be in store for some amazing beav on cock action.

As someone who has no faith, nor practices no religion, I always have a hard time knowing how people like this husband can go on practicing their religion after something like this happens. I’m a devout religion hater, as many of them subjugate women, so it’s difficult for me to understand. I try not to hate on people…

Yeah, I’m really surprised that this miserable old bag didn’t drop the classic “shucking’ and jivin’” phrase to describe the celebration dance.

I give that trolling 9 out of 10 bridges.

We can always count on Dez to be a shining beacon of awfulness.

I mean, I’m sure, absolutely positive that this “Christian blogger” would be ok if we ladies tried to take that D on occasion when the dude wasn’t into it. And the whole time, we just imagine that faceless husband as one giant penetrating dick we ride all the way to Pleasure Town. I’m sure, absolutely positive, that…

It looks like my red North Face puffy I got at Ross for $45.

I’d like to reserve a table for two at your establishment. Do you have anything available for this Thursday evening?

You seem fun.

Oh man, I would totally hate talk to you at a party if we ever met.

Here’s a stone cold fact. Currently, all three head writers at SNL are dudes. Here’s another stone cold fact. SNL currently sucks my lady balls. Coincidence? I think not. #bringbacktinafey

They need to ride Aidy like a bat outta hell. That girl is their money shot.

I feel like with every new USMNT loss, we throw our collective hands up in the air even higher than the last loss. Each time, we wonder how we can get better. Fire Klinsmann! Clone 12 Landon Donovans!

Who told her this hat was a good look? Who?!?

I love listening to the commentators. That’s Buddy Smith, and he’s the Sherrif, so you don’t mess with him and coming onto the field is Old Joe McSquintock, the local veterinarian, who also moonlights as the teams concussion doctor. Folksy!

I just put your comment into Google translate and it still doesn’t make sense.

I saw a tire pummel a rabbit once, in the Utah desert.

I bought a Honda Fit at a VW dealership recently. I went to the dealership with the sole intent of buying the Honda. That didn’t stop two separate salesman from trying to convince me, for what seemed like an hour, to buy one of their overpriced VW turds. I kept telling them, but your vehicles are terrible! I’d love to…

I would have an easier time feeling sorry for Drue if he weren’t such a self righteous judgy religious nut. Of course, this is only based on what my cousin who went to high school with him says. Take it or leave it.

Vote and donate. As a federal employee, I make sure that every year my CFC (Combined Federal Campaign) money goes to Planned Parenthood. Every pay check I get like $20 bucks taken out and at the end of the year, PP get’s my donated monies. I love the CFC and the fact that the money is taken directly out of my…