Dabo is an out of touch, conservative douche. This just proves once more what an ass he is.

“Like, why would another male player care if his team mate happened to be a girl?”

Stop. Do not pass go and return to the 3rd grade to re-learn the English language.

If troll gamer dudes didn’t care about gender in esports, then how will they know who to send their online rape threats to?

“Thats just how things work. Look at how women talk about male movie stars, and gobble up tabloids and relationship drama. Same deal” Yeah, except it fucking isn’t. Women don’t make online rape comments to men. Or if they do, it’s the .001% exception to the rule.

“Eat a dick, sir.” -Eleanor Roosevelt

This was a pretty objective piece of writing. But I do love when someone pulls the pin and leaves the room, so carry onward douchey martyr.

Vicki does all her product whoring on Facebook.

Wouldn’t be a baseball fight without the post nut grab adjustment.

I was at the game in BC yesterday. Having watched this goal with my own eyes, I can tell you that it was hard for my brain to understand the greatness that I had just witnessed. It was the most exciting and dominating 16 minutes of sports I had ever seen in my life. I left and headed back to Washington at the games 20…

I’d argue that it isn’t a lot of money. You enter the bakery thinking you have a fundamental human right to order a fucking cake, you leave feeling sub-human, embarrassed, and that you don’t have a fundamental human right to order a fucking cake. How do you put a price tag on that pain? $135,000 sounds good to me.

Dude, stop nursing your broken dick in the comment section, and get a fucking life.

Sorry to hear about your problem.

Dat Jock Tax tho. But seriously, that fucking Jock Tax though.

“Those in the BASE jumping community are aware of the stunt James Hickey attempted, and it was planned by James, also being fully aware of the implications if not successful. Recent video footage surfacing online shows the tragic events.The stunt consists of three basic moves, where the parachute would be lit on fire…

The point is, other human with a penis, that this particular rape plot was completely unnecessary. Why do it? It was pointless.

You’re missing the point, human with a penis. A point you will never understand because you don’t live in a world where your possession of a vagina means you are allowed to be raped for no fucking reason and it’s called a plot line...on EVERY. FUCKING. SHOW. ON. TV.

Fuck her. I’m voting for Bernie Sanders. Go ahead and tell me I’m pissing away my vote. At least I will be able to sleep at night...even if it that sleep occurs under the rule of an evil nut sack, Ted Cruz.

We’re fatter than Jets fans. That makes us better.

How can these two people, who are hands down the worst two people on the planet, able to be in the same room together without a black hole opening up and swallowing the universe?