The cops sounded like dicks...most of them are. With all the shitty things being committed by cops right now, I can't help but think this is really, really, really low on the cops doing shitty things scale. Having been a park ranger, in some of the most isolated places in America, my first thought when I read this…

I'm sorry that your mother didn't love you. My condolences.

Oh look, a gamergater wondered over from 4chan

No, it's about an orca that killed a bunch of people. #boycottSeaWorld

Did you really just drop a DUAN?

Thank you. From one bleeding heart liberal to another. Thank you.

I completely agree. Farm subsidies are a necessity just as welfare is a necessity. It's that disconnect that my stepdad has, that drives me insane. His inability to not see his subsidies as entitlements is the real issue. But then again, this is the same man who loves his gay step daughter and my wife, believes we…

Oh fuck you, that was amazing.

I feel like the disconnect is more I'm getting mine because I am a "job creator" or "contributor to society," than it is because I ain't letting you get yours. Not that it doesn't exist amongst a small populous of the 1% of American rich. I think most people who call themselves republicans or libertarian have this…

Ha, such a blast. He used to make my blood boil, but I have learned to just ignore him and his horrible political views. It's more interesting for my mother, who is a democrat and has to live with him.

Miami Fucking Dolphins, bro!

My stepdad is a huge Republican. Like, tea party type crazy. He accepts oodles and oodles of dollars in farm subsidies, yet he will be the first to complain about welfare recipients, moochers and handouts that the government gives people. These people have no sense of irony, and zero self awareness. That level of…

"Biiigga baaabee" Tony Siragusa

I believe digital penetration is where a USB is placed in the anus. I think I read that in a Dan Savage column or something.

It really is super rewarding to see shit heads, predators and overall mother fuckers get their comeuppance.

Well, I personally look forward to his upcoming film project, NFL Star Jameis Winston, Rapes and Beats A Woman in Casino Elevator.

If only he had raped those footballs he signed.

Hey! My cousin has a "degree" from FSU.

Don't worry. I got you covered. I recently moved back to my home state of Sconny and not only will I be voting for Mary Burke in Nov, but I lobbied my political apathetic family to vote for Burke as well. That's 7 votes for Mary Burke!!!

If she made false accusations, then she absolutely should be prosecuted, however, and let me hit my all caps lock for this, WE DON'T KNOW THAT YET. Just because charges get dropped doesn't mean she made the whole thing up. Just like when someone is charged with a crime, doesn't make them guilty. Now again, please…