Oh fuck you, that was amazing.

Miami Fucking Dolphins, bro!

"Biiigga baaabee" Tony Siragusa

I believe digital penetration is where a USB is placed in the anus. I think I read that in a Dan Savage column or something.

It really is super rewarding to see shit heads, predators and overall mother fuckers get their comeuppance.

Well, I personally look forward to his upcoming film project, NFL Star Jameis Winston, Rapes and Beats A Woman in Casino Elevator.

If only he had raped those footballs he signed.

Hey! My cousin has a "degree" from FSU.

Don't worry. I got you covered. I recently moved back to my home state of Sconny and not only will I be voting for Mary Burke in Nov, but I lobbied my political apathetic family to vote for Burke as well. That's 7 votes for Mary Burke!!!

If she made false accusations, then she absolutely should be prosecuted, however, and let me hit my all caps lock for this, WE DON'T KNOW THAT YET. Just because charges get dropped doesn't mean she made the whole thing up. Just like when someone is charged with a crime, doesn't make them guilty. Now again, please…

Oooo, seems I hit a nerve. Do you have a prom queen refusal from your past as well? Sorry I brought that old memory to the surface. I am interested in your "pretty decent knowledge of what transpired" though.

I have no idea what this woman's story is. Just like you have no fucking clue either. Did the prom queen turn you down in high school, and you just haven't been able to get over it since? Please help me understand you MRM guys and your utter hatred of women.

Even when a sexual assault occurs for non-high profile cases, many women end up not following through with the complaints. I had a friend in college who got drugged, beaten, and then brutally raped by a fuck face in our dorm building. She was taken to the hospital, the police came and she filed a report. The police…

I love that you have this inside knowledge. Please tell us more about how she lied. I can't wait to hear about how you are a detective working the case, or that you can morph into flies and hang out on walls to get your scoops. Seriously, really looking forward to your "facts."

I'm not sure what the definition of horrific is, but for me, getting butt raped by a bunch of dudes in a dark locker room is probably pretty close to that definition.

Exactly! Could be the Jetsyiest thing ever.

It would be very Jetsy of the Jets to give him a shot.

Did someone say sacked?

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I've been watching. Mostly because of fantasy football reasons. I mean, who the hell else would watch a Bills game? It's been astounding watching the horrible play calling of the Bills this year. They have Spiller and Jackson in the backfield, and yet the coaches are calling pass plays? Me thinks the edition of…