For some reason, the police report included a photo of the arresting officer.

"I can't wait to hook up with guys on the football team so I can frame them for assault and rape" -Said no woman ever

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What? This isn't real, is it? Holy hell.

I agree with everything you said, but I have to defend Brandon Marshall. I work with the mentally ill, and while they can't be given a free pass to do awful shit, they do need to have a * by their crimes. Marshall has long suffered with mental illness and has somewhat of an excuse. Still doesn't mean you get to hit…

Damn. Read from start to finish. Well done.

"Sure, but most people are going to read this article and think "running a marathon is bad? Well, I may as well not run at all!" and think that's solid reasoning."

Ugh. Seriously Jezebel? Piss off. Diablo Cody, “total mean-girl shit, masquerading as feminism,”

*Walks across egg shells "Thug!"

The fact that it doesn't cover the entire canyon is what makes it a once in a lifetime event, ya jagbag. I've lived at the canyon for 30 years now, and nothing has come close to this inversion. Again, I can't emphasize enough, about what a dick bag you are.

The bottom line is, if you're young and healthy, don't get a fucking flu shot. Save them for the olds.

Nothing turns me into a 2nd Amendment gun nut faster than a Canadian pussy ripping on American gun laws. Do we have fucked up gun violence here in the States? Sure. Are we prone to shooting eachother to death at car washes? Absolutely. Is Canada still a backwoods country filled with dipshits? 100%. Fuck off.

I really appreciated the "and if ya don't know-ooooo, now ya know." Such drama. Such subtlety.

I'll just leave this here..... http://www.cafepress.com/mf/21895506/re…

Die in a fire.