Bingo, Carlos Bingos

I know! I love her. So dissappointed. :(

The only person on that list that made me sad was Posey.

Agreed. :(

that was my question too, now i wish for “best in show 2”

Blake Lively speaking hyper-intellectualized Woody Allen dialogue is the funniest thing i can imagine, I’m very excited.

Did Yoko Ono send the same tweet twice? I thought she told us to send a smell to the moon yesterday? Is it a new smell or did yesterday’s get burnt up in the atmosphere?

Yes... But When that happens I find it’s either a) my kid is just especially shitty or b) it’s time to go up a size...

Gross on every day but the day you want it.

I love real cheese as well and I agree that there’s something about Kraft cheese food that warms the heart on ocassion. When I eat Kraft, I don’t want cheese, I want orange goo that melts like a weird, non-food substance. It’s a comfort food thing. Gross on every day but the day you want it.

I’ll say this: I love cheese. I love it. I love everything from skunk-fart reblochon to nutty Cornish Yarg. I make cheese. I know cheese. I am cheese.

The wine disguises the taste of the plastic.

Shake well.

What a sellout.

It depends on if you’re wearing workout gear, or if you’re eating.

The phrase "more flawless than ever" hurts my brain. Like if you're flawless, you can't become more flawless. Either you're flawless or your not, end of discussion.

......a full minute later, I finally stopped laughing.

If a Vegan does crossfit, what do they rush to tell you about first?

Are you hanging out inside our office chat room?

I have the urge to smash this skull with a bat until it no longer inhabits the dark recesses of my subconscious, is that close?