Hailie's gettin' so big now, you should see her- she's beautiful.

I thought bowling alley.

I'm gonna go ahead and give you that: "You're a total stranger and that's creepy".

Also, I LOLed at Kim paying $100K. Because K. Get it?? GET IT?!?

Oh man, if I were the Bush girls I would be totally EmBarASSSED!!!! Not even kidding.

Tony Bennett snapping.

It's made from breast milk. I win.

I do, and I don't need the money. Just a friend who likes ice cream.

It's 27 degrees out and I just made myself an ice cream sandwich (cookies 'n' cream on homemade warmed chocolate chip cookies; I'm basically Blake Lively). I am clearly their target audience and I embrace that.

I liked Heaven, but I loooooved the Grass soap and the Grass candles.

That is REALLY unfair.

If I found that I would think it was a Pokemon. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!!!

Observe as we make this zany-ass ad to try to get you to forget that you've been buying the same brown turtleneck and jeans and sparkly flats for the past fifffteeeeen yeeeeeeearssssss. #bringbackfreshcutgrass

This makes me feel better about saying "Don't be so fucking Kinfolk" to my friend the other day.

You're the best.

Bingo.

True. Too bad she doesn't...

I shudder.

If there's a hell Kim's going to it. Or living in it.

WHOA Randy Quaid. I had no idea.