And especially not your baseboards!

rich coffee tradition lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll more like rich eucalyptus tradition, amirite?!?

THERE'S A DIFFERENCE?!?!?

I think microfoam is kinda like microfleece. I mean, I think they sell it at Old Navy.

Filed to: TRUTH is fucking killing me. This whole thing is killing me. I'm murdered by truth.

This is hilarious, particularly the GAGA part. +1 million points

Wait, why did it not occur to me earlier that "Oprah!!!" is the obvious answer to Who Should be Taylor Swift's Black Friend? This just totally confirms it.

OMG I love this all of this this in its entirety.

Kara, I'm not going to get involved in the content war in the comments here, but this:

Same on the hippie front (calendula has healed my child in less than 15 minutes, absolutely no joke. if there is one thing I would kind of believe could thwart ebola it's calendula) and on the fear-mongering. So un-right.

How it works is that your body is sooooo goddamn zen that only positivity can exist within it. Seriously.

You are killing me tonight.

"A lot of bolo ties"

"Its effect... was almost magical."

I bet you Solange talked her into it. This has peer pressure written all over it.

Every comment of yours is exactly what I'm thinking re: sparkles.

I guarantee she feels the same way.

I LOVE THIS FLAT!

Wait wait wait - ONE OF THEM IS SUPPOSED TO BE WEARING PLAID.

Right there with you. What the hell are you trying to do to me, HGTV?