That.sucks. Ugh, what an ass.

I was so upset. I mean, that I had an STD, first of all, because my boyfriend of two years had cheated on me, but also because she hurt me so much. Ugh. Today I would ream her out, but I was just a young'un.

When I went to my PCP with what turned out to be an STD (I had no idea, I thought it was like a yeast infection or something since I'd never had one) she rolled her eyes and said, "Ugh, you should know EXACTLY what this is". I was furious. Never went back. Doctors are human; sometimes they're dicks .

"I think my whole career can be boiled down to the one word I always say in meetings: Jumanji."

Even Stars Have 17 Chapsticks in Their Purses!

Even Stars Drunk Dial Their Exes!

Even Stars Bite Their Tongues!

"Brond" made me laugh out loud. So fun to say. "What color is yer Hairz?!?" "BROND!"

Even Stars Get Hangnails!

I agree. I used to laugh so hard at Tweet Beat, but now I rarely crack a smile.

All fun and games until that baby gets its breath sucked out.

I agree entirely.

Same.

"New Look" indeed.

I like to think so.

Doing Dodo Dong

Sabertooth Testes.

You and me, both. I love my makeup, but a life without lotions is no life at all.

I feel scared and sad like I need to reproduce immediately to counteract the children being raised by stark raving lunatics.

This makes me so sad. Just so sad. It reminds me of those articles you read about Chris Brown where he's so proud of watching porn when he was 9. It really makes me the kind of sad that I can't even explain. I know people raise their kids differently, with all kinds of methods or non-methods or beliefs on what will…