I thought we were cool, Beusman. Why you gotta hate on my petition? Just hurts.

You are dead-on correct.

Luckily it's made entirely of lead and whomever chooses to wear it will grow slowly ill.

It's socialism.

I would like to place an order for several hundred.

Yeah, it's kind of sad. But, her choice. Whatever.

She had to have eye surgery because she couldn't see. Poor Renee.

I will say, I was watching KUWK the other day (I know, I know) and could not get over how fake Kim looks. Which, I dunno. I have never watched it before, but it was sad. Also, Khloe is kind of cool. But they all take kind of like Betty Boop. End reaction.

That was my first thought! How many head a walnut did they steal? I just want to see the walnuts grow up wild and free...

Not sure it would help, but I take 5-HTP and it is huge for me. It's a natural anxiety/depression/insomnia supplement and it made a big difference to me. I tok 200mg per day.

Quadrupled, wonderful job.

Burt: Last week my Beau said that Burt Reynolds was really good in Mary Poppins.

Ohhhhh my gosh that bottom giraffe.

Jeez, I'll say! But seriously, washing machines are entirely too complex, and an antechamber full of them is a serious nightmare.

I love the LIAR one. Pure gold.

Well I guess I may as well get a divorce now, too.

You are entertained because it is the funniest thing in the world. Why you so silly, Whiskey?

This is the funniest thing I have ever read, and I share your pain. Our washing machine manual is referred to as the Rosetta Stone in these parts.

Could I get an annotated bibliography for this Dirt Bag?