One of the supported titles, for instance, is an arcade-style sports game about ax throwing called Log Jammers that came to Steam Early Access last year.

Yeach for it to be a review they would need to critique things. Like say the story, the game mechanics, the music, etc. This article does none of that so therefore it isn’t a review.

I was thinking that, or similarly of not buying it until coop is present, but I’ll have access to it via Gamepass. Which is saving money on games that I would otherwise have purchased full price.

(tl;dr - Butthurt dude (me) poorly and desperately displays disappointment, and thinks this is the single most important core element of the game.)

Considering Sweeney considers Fortnite a “media platform”, and it’s whole damn thing is collabs (what’s the current one, street fighter?), then of ALL the games that should reach out to a smaller indie dev for a collab vs stealing the ideas wholesale, Fortnite should be that game. Especially when Sweeney says that…

I’m sure PlayerUnknown feels their pain.

While I agree that targeting children with game monetization is a problem, the end result falls into parents hands. As a parent you are responsible for what you allow your kid to be exposed to. Parents are responsible for teaching their kids the value of money and responsible spending. Many parents don’t know about…

“Sell the errant child immediately and put all future monies saved into frivolous home improvements and alcohol.”

We’ve always been past the tipping point because we don’t live in a world where the greater good matters at all. It’s nothing but short term profits and comfort. Always has been. Stopping this would require empathy for the plight of others and sadly most humans have none.

Nah nah. He’s a father waiting on his family. Polo shirts are like, dad armor, you know? He noticed his kid left their backpack in the car while waiting. He picked it up and noticed his naughty kid brought their switch to school when they were told not to.

Just cleaned my glasses, under the sink with a drop of dish soap, it doesn't take a minute and surely doesn't come with that massive excess of carbon footprint

Probably mostly on Netflix’s end. They get data on what type of device is being used every time someone streams something and they probably saw that there was hardly anyone using the Nintendo apps so they decided “why bother to spend money updating this if hardly anyone uses it?”

Sorry, but you lost me at “first-person platformer.”

The speed of my eyes continuously rolling backwards after I read this paragraph could’ve generated enough energy to power an entire city.

Came here to make the same comment. Wtf. The power menu having *power controls* for your smart home was brilliant. Wtf

Moving device controls from the power menu to the quick settings is my least favorite change to Android in years. I hope they come to their senses and move it back. 

Youngsters may not know this, but back in the day, most people’s only mode of transportation was a typewriter, and in the winter months, you had to sleep with the ”motive ribbon” to keep it warm so it would start in the morning. The upside is that typewriter gas, which contained real cocaine back then, only cost 12…

it’s art.

I read this, and all I see is “I have a moral obligation to pirate the shit out of these games”. You don’t want the money? Fine. You don’t get it. Although, honestly, I want someone with the money and the guts to pirate the game, get taken to court, and argue successfully that preventing any legal way to purchase your…

I strongly suspect that Astro was supposed to be a LBP game and got reskinned at some late hour. It has a lot of tech demo stuff in it, but it’s still legitimately fun in it’s own right.