Is anyone else relieved it’s just a nightmare of teeth and gums and not a crunch crisis or harassment allegations? I opened this article thinking “oh god, what happened? What did they do?” and saw a hallway of incisors and bicuspids and went “oh. Is that all?”

 They know who their target market is: Men with small penises.

Pretty much feel the same way with all the technical challenges of olden times.  Like how the heck did they land on the moon with a computer less powerful than smartwatches today.

I wanted to like the game, I really did. I remember as a teenager watching my best friend play it, and it looked like a blast. I finally got the chance to play it this year, and.....I couldn't stand it. I got to the first hand level and dropped it, the controls overall were way too frustrating for my liking

Chris Evans has been really open about his struggles with anxiety and I just honestly felt bad for him. It was a fuck-up anyone could have made, and I found it genuinely sweet that so many people started flooding Twitter with pictures of him and his dog to drown out the earlier tweets.

If I remember correctly, the trial versions of Arcade games were full game downloads but they would stop you after a certain point and tell you to buy the game if you wanted to continue playing. That can’t be too hard, right?

Why even play the game at that point? If you want the story without the investment read a summary.

The “extremely cheap sense of accomplishment” is how you might experience it, but doesn’t represent how other people might feel about it. Reading a synopsis of Control is an insanely reductive way to experience what the game has to offer, and the challenge of the combat is certainly not the shining achievement of that…

This, and also the fact that you sometimes reclaim a farm or village, discover that people have moved back into it.... and there’ll be a house with a section of the roof on fire.

This stands out the most for me when the headless corpses of the villager’s friends/family are hanging from trees in the middle of the village while they do their laundry underneath.

Gizmodo has been on this layout for some weeks. I have muscle memory built already to click “latest”, so I’ll just do that here.

It’s only awful if you don’t like things that are bad in every way

hard agree. It’s difficult to even look at

It’s fucking awful!! but thank god for that latest tab!

Being a white guy who grew up in 1860s America, Arthur doesn’t need to ask Charles about why he feels this way. He knows that the South discriminates against Black people.

Actually, it works really, really well. The top two knobs work exactly like old radio knobs. The bottom knobs are for the HVAC. Easy to see/grab blindly. The number pad that looks like a phone are 10 radio presets. Then you’ve got seat heaters and the other HVAC controls below. There may be some Nav controls in there…

“Place them in storage” means they will be put back up after this “Blows over”. It’s meaningless unless they are fucking DESTROYED, the monuments and the bases. Broken up, smashed, melted, burned, GONE.

Yeah I was gonna say this. It didn’t look that good on the systems it was made for and ran like it was optimized for about 10 minutes before someone said “that’ll do, ship it!” (as much better looking games run much better on my Xbox than outer worlds did).