haha yeah that’s pretty much why it’s always remained in the theoretical section of my cooking knowledge as well ;)

If only.

FWIW, I have it on expert authority that using rice that’s been in the fridge overnight is the key to really amazing fried rice 👌

I’ve been making pies - merangue pies, to be exact. I’ve done three so far, experimenting with different citrus to see what works best.

This garbage unit has been *almost* completely shit-piled here, but not quite: no one yet has pointed out that the idiotic cutouts in the lid that let the LP stick out on two sides will just let dust settle all over the place, rendering it an utterly useless and stupid piece of plastic that simply shouldn’t exist.

This garbage unit has been *almost* completely shit-piled here, but not quite: no one yet has pointed out that the…

One day you will grow up and realize people should just play whatever games they want on whatever platform suits them, because their doing so doesn’t affect your life one iota.

Hey, Musk - until it involves uncorking your bank account and actually fucking helping, why don’t you just shut the fuck up about what you, personally, will be doing?

475 people in Italy died over the past 24 hours, Dingus.

Oh sure, *for now*.. But just know that when the Plague Times end, and the Water Wars come, the bidet-shitters will be first against the wall.

“Soft On Demand" has to be one of the best porn company names ever.

“Must be easily recognizable as a character from a published videogame, movie, television show, or book.”

Well fuck. Now I’m gonna have to go and become obscenely wealthy. 

Nothing. It still means don’t vape. It’s going to find a way to fuck you up.

“I’m tellin’ ya, Morty, as soon as we figure out how to chew this goddamn french fry, we’re eatin’ like kings! KINGS, Morty!!”

That’s amazingly hilarious — someone at that studio has been into the Twain ;)

Get a sample pack of Dekoni Bulletz Mercury (4.9mm) tips:

Presumably because — as it says at the top of the page — “if you buy something through our posts, we may get a small share of the sale.” The point of this is only somewhat about saving us readers money..

Presumably because — as it says at the top of the page — “if you buy something through our posts, we may get a small…

Sorry, but remind me again why Quebec was allowed to determine they didn’t want the Energy East pipeline, and that was just A-OK, but somehow the Wet’suwet’en aren’t allowed to make the same determination about a pipeline running through their land?

When has he ever done anything that could be cast in a good light? Even his stupid gameshow was total horseshit.

“Policies and politics aside the current holder of the top bunk doesn’t even come close to holding the weirdest and least qualified job prior.”