FWIW, I have it on expert authority that using rice that’s been in the fridge overnight is the key to really amazing fried rice 👌

I’ve been making pies - merangue pies, to be exact. I’ve done three so far, experimenting with different citrus to see what works best.

This garbage unit has been *almost* completely shit-piled here, but not quite: no one yet has pointed out that the idiotic cutouts in the lid that let the LP stick out on two sides will just let dust settle all over the place, rendering it an utterly useless and stupid piece of plastic that simply shouldn’t exist.

This garbage unit has been *almost* completely shit-piled here, but not quite: no one yet has pointed out that the…

One day you will grow up and realize people should just play whatever games they want on whatever platform suits them, because their doing so doesn’t affect your life one iota.

475 people in Italy died over the past 24 hours, Dingus.

Oh sure, *for now*.. But just know that when the Plague Times end, and the Water Wars come, the bidet-shitters will be first against the wall.

“Soft On Demand" has to be one of the best porn company names ever.

“Must be easily recognizable as a character from a published videogame, movie, television show, or book.”

Well fuck. Now I’m gonna have to go and become obscenely wealthy. 

Presumably because — as it says at the top of the page — “if you buy something through our posts, we may get a small share of the sale.” The point of this is only somewhat about saving us readers money..

Presumably because — as it says at the top of the page — “if you buy something through our posts, we may get a small…

Glad I’m not the only one who doesn’t understand why they’re so bad at including something so basic:

“But did the apes go birdshit???”

“The hero, Saitama, is so strong he can defeat any opponent with one punch. Unfortunately, he’s become dissatisfied, as there’s nobody left to challenge him.”

I’m pretty sure (but certainly too lazy to actually go and double-check) that Control is the only game up there that made it onto every Kotaku writer’s best-of list this year.

I don’t care what anyone says, I simply refuse to clarify my Hollandaise butter — it’s so much more velvety and delicious with that extra bit of cream in there! Just don’t let it get too hot and you’re fine; no big.

Haha! Classic Celine.

Using azure, project xcloud can render literally every possible button press or action that could happen and then it renders them all and as soon as it receives your input it sends the video frame.

If it isn't an Epic Store exclusive, they can shove it up their asses.

While you’re waiting for an answer to that excellent question (I suspect the answer is a solid ‘yes’, especially if you play a bit of couch co-op with him), check out Riverbond:

‘Saving’ this post. Fuck everything.