“The hero, Saitama, is so strong he can defeat any opponent with one punch. Unfortunately, he’s become dissatisfied, as there’s nobody left to challenge him.”

I’m pretty sure (but certainly too lazy to actually go and double-check) that Control is the only game up there that made it onto every Kotaku writer’s best-of list this year.

I don’t care what anyone says, I simply refuse to clarify my Hollandaise butter — it’s so much more velvety and delicious with that extra bit of cream in there! Just don’t let it get too hot and you’re fine; no big.

Haha! Classic Celine.

Using azure, project xcloud can render literally every possible button press or action that could happen and then it renders them all and as soon as it receives your input it sends the video frame.

If it isn't an Epic Store exclusive, they can shove it up their asses.

While you’re waiting for an answer to that excellent question (I suspect the answer is a solid ‘yes’, especially if you play a bit of couch co-op with him), check out Riverbond:

‘Saving’ this post. Fuck everything.

Popcorn!

They sell these types of kits at the supermarket near me, and I’m always tempted to pick one up for my kid, but the utterly impenetrable instructions have always thrown me off... for some reason it never occurred to me that I might be able to use my phone to do some translation though — thanks!

I definitely know what you mean, and I’m absolutely not in the target market for these, but I guess what I was trying to say - thinking about the people I know who would think consider buying a set - is that they’re lifetime players of these games, so it’s not like they’d have any less interest in some sweet ass dice…

Anyone who takes their gaming seriously enough that they feel like they need a $50 set of handmade gaming dice right now will still feel like they need them in two years or five years or ten years though, so what’s the problem with simply waiting?

I mean, the very first reply in this thread answered your question less than ten minutes after you posted it, but it’s also - oddly enough - covered in the article:

She had a minimum wage job, I was making only slightly over that, but most of her money went to alcohol and cigarettes.

“Raise our sons, train them in the faith

“What looks like a fun game completely ruined because of exclusivity.”

Not that I believe for one second that your dumbass question is in any way genuine, but whatever: we have EXACTLY that mystifying situation happening at work right now. Guess what? EVERYTHING IS FINE.

... there was a fraction of a second there as I scrolled where my eyes had seen the photo, but still hadn’t read your actual comment where I thought, “goddamnit, Trudeau, what now?!???”

“Also Columbus Day in the US.”