“Kotaku is trying to cover up for the ESA’s incompetence”

Because Big Mike should spend every day from now on thinking long and hard about the role they played in this fucking atrocity.

“Are you saying Reily is a Transsexual?”

Best wishes, Libby - I always enjoyed your blogs.

For what it’s worth, apparently Richard Donner said that the ending should be taken literally — that Bobby actually did fly away and travelled the world in the makeshift airplane.. which is dumb as fuck, so who the hell really knows.

So I was in Cambodia travelling around, and this one town I stayed in was particularly roachy.. and I fucking despise roaches - they fill me with a combination of fear, revulsion and hatred that virtually no other organism on Earth does. But there’s not much you can do about them in the tropics, so I just tried my…

LMAO.. The eagle(s) are from the Russian coat of arms..

Can... can we just dose up and pretend we found it though?

Holy. Shit. 🤯

Same. Hell, I’d vote for Lennon with an extra side of McCartneyism if I thought it would help.

“This is why we’ve been so successful focusing on sending robots into space. Much easier to send things specifically designed to function in that environment than squishy bags of meat and water.”

Hey, United States of Americans, how’s that whole “land of the free” thing working out for you?

Are we tired of all the unifying yet?

“I also have pink-eye!”

Glitch?!? Isn’t this basically the plot of the best Spider-Man movie?

So, rather than do anything about it, you’re just going to wait?

However, as an alternative take: in general, Fuck Straws. You’re an adult, just put the cup on your lips.

“I didn’t know him, I wasn’t a fan.. but one thing many people are talking about is how much powerlifting he did. Every day, just in the gym, lifting weights. And he never used a spotter. Very dangerous. No one to spot. I don’t know anything about it. I’m too busy. As you know, I’m building a wall.. Tremendous…

I mean... I know what you’re getting at here (and absolutely agree), but I would submit that it hasn’t been a case of “when” for quite some time..