Are we tired of all the unifying yet?

“I also have pink-eye!”

Glitch?!? Isn’t this basically the plot of the best Spider-Man movie?

So, rather than do anything about it, you’re just going to wait?

However, as an alternative take: in general, Fuck Straws. You’re an adult, just put the cup on your lips.

“I didn’t know him, I wasn’t a fan.. but one thing many people are talking about is how much powerlifting he did. Every day, just in the gym, lifting weights. And he never used a spotter. Very dangerous. No one to spot. I don’t know anything about it. I’m too busy. As you know, I’m building a wall.. Tremendous…

I mean... I know what you’re getting at here (and absolutely agree), but I would submit that it hasn’t been a case of “when” for quite some time..

100%. The whole conversation went *exactly* like this:

I am a firm believer that the one thing the federal government is responsible for with our taxes are roads, infrastructure and the military.

“They all know that Trump’s stuck at about 42% in polls— both approval polls, and election-vs-X polls— so they know that his base is static. They’re desperate to expand the base. But they don’t know how to reach out to anyone else without alienating the base, so they’re just sticking with that 42%. Everybody in the…

“Kind of hilarious that they actually think “make the squad the face of the Dems” is a bad thing. That’ll really show ‘em, boyo. Wow, 3D chess there.”

Ppppsssssssttttt hey, The United States of America, your shit hole is showing.

It is. But now I’m remembering that a møøse once *bit* my sister - she was obviously never eaten.

The only reasonable explanation is that Trump plodded out into the Rose Garden, announced his resignation with a great sniff, and Twitter promptly went bankrupt as a result.

...Maaaayyy have been the edibles. I regret nothing!!

This is not complicated: