I mean.. I suspect he’s not wrong that people are going to be *seriously* fucking surprised... but holysweetjesusfuckingchristwhatthefuck!

“We went into that facility and requested the opportunity to see what is going on there. And we were told no, we were told sorry, we were told somebody had to place a phone call to somebody somewhere in Washington.”

Yes, it was rehearsed (they’re already selling t-shirts, FFS).

It needs to be someone who does not dither; who does not equivocate and who speaks with force and clarity. And above all, not afraid to be a bare knuckle fighter (figuratively speaking). Oh, and can we get someone less than 60 years old, maybe?

Goddamn piss babies dot com. Fucking hell.

“The subreddit has been “quarantined,” meaning it won’t generate revenue or appear in search and recommendation results, and Reddit now requires users to explicitly opt in to view the community’s content.”

“Asked whether he thought her action was appropriate, Trump told The Hill: “No. I don’t think so.””

You are so pitiably deluded.

“You seriously believe and think and feel that the actual written report wasn’t ‘on the record,’ that it somehow doesn’t count unless he gets in front of the TV cameras and drones one endlessly for 30 minutes?”

The government of The United States of America doesn’t need donations of any kind whatsoever - there are plenty of toothbrushes and soap and medicine and resources for these children already. There is no shortage of material goods that could be deployed to make life easier for these kids. None.

Quick! Someone accuse Trump of being kind to puppies and let’s time how long it takes them to pick up that headline..

“What do you mean by maybe 2nd? That part really confused me and made me wonder if I misunderstood your statement. There is no country with anything near the wealth of the US nor its military reach and power.”

But wait! Isn’t it actually just A Planetary System™ that is consumed though? If it were the Solar System, then one of the planets you explore would have to include Earth..

Hey, Laura, you still sportin’ that diaper, gurl?

This guy would have to be the Marie Kondo of serving time in that case, because it sounds like they’re already pretty goddamn organized as it is.

“Two weeks and big Deportation begins!”

"Whybother with murder when you can let them die of “natural causes” like dehydration, starvation and exposure.”

HOW CAN WE MAKE NETFLIX CANCEL THAT GIF???

BUT HER CHOICE OF WOOOORRRRRDDDDSSS!!

“Why even have a country?”