But wait! Isn’t it actually just A Planetary System™ that is consumed though? If it were the Solar System, then one of the planets you explore would have to include Earth..

Hey, Laura, you still sportin’ that diaper, gurl?

This guy would have to be the Marie Kondo of serving time in that case, because it sounds like they’re already pretty goddamn organized as it is.

“Two weeks and big Deportation begins!”

"Whybother with murder when you can let them die of “natural causes” like dehydration, starvation and exposure.”

HOW CAN WE MAKE NETFLIX CANCEL THAT GIF???

BUT HER CHOICE OF WOOOORRRRRDDDDSSS!!

“Why even have a country?”

He is going to be so extra hilariously embarrassing to the United States of America at this thing and I, for one, can’t wait to point and laugh.

WRONG.

GOOD.

Yeah. It really is.

I dont get this, if she was going to do a nazi salute, she’d just do it.

Should be this one:

The Mierda’s Touch. All Trumps possess it. It is also how Norovirus is spread.

Let’s not go around heaping aspersions on the author without considering the possibility that Sammy deliberately used her head to interfere with the throw - the simplest explanation is usually correct in these situations.

Good call to edit the headline. BRENDA ROMERO’S GONNA MAKE YOU HER BITCH!!!!1 was a bit over-the-top..

Good. Any city council that lets this fuckin’ idiot use their civic infrastructure to come propagate his endless stream of bullshit to their citizens gets what they deserve.

She’s not even called “The Queen of England”.