I kind of have a hard time getting mad at them for LeSabre though when Renault tried to be all cool with Le Car..

Oh yeah, that one embarrasses all of Planet Earth with its horribleness.

Also, it’s called the “Envision.” Envision! What an utterly ridiculous name for a vehicle, and I don’t care if it was completely perfect in every single way, I wouldn’t be caught dead driving around in something with such a stupid name.

One of the few details to emerge from Omarossa’s book that I believe without even one millisecond’s hesitation is that this squirrelly motherfucker eats notes he doesn’t want anyone to see.

Eww no way; you order eggs Benedict in a place that looks like *that*, you’re getting powdered Hollandaise.

That letter just gets more and more beautiful with every page.

HAhaa this fucker is as dumb and corrupt as they come!

Yeah, the UX that runs the infotainment panel is pretty bad, and I agree that they ironed out some of the quirks in the touchscreen update. That said though, the “touchtone phone” panel on the console is damn near perfect, and you can get to basically any function with a couple of quick button presses once you’re…

Yeah, I guess they did get in there pretty early on, didn’t they.. FUCK YOU, VOLVO! The “touchtone phone” console was functionally *perfect*!

LMAO

Or perhaps, Buttcon?

Sure thing - garlic powder is definitely made from garlic (although I would still categorize it separately from the fresh stuff, since they’re pretty different). You handle the garlic-based nitpicks, I’ll take care of the buttery ones, and we'll get this thread sorted out in no time!

This is the correct answer.

I want one of these SO bad it hurts, but I don’t think I can forgive Volvo for going with the absurd touchscreen trend that’s plaguing new cars lately. Whhhyyyyyyy did they have to do that?!?

Last I checked (which was like 7 seconds ago) the headline and THE FIRST WORDS SPOKEN IN THE VIDEO make it pretty clear that no butter will be involved in this recipe.

Yes, Quebec is absolutely enormous, obviously.

Yeah, your wife needs to learn some defensive driving skills. That’s one of the most basic of rules: scan the intersection BEFORE you enter it!!!

It’s one of the most basic rules of defensive driving: always scan every intersection left-right before you enter it (or right-left in places where they drive on that side of the road). Only takes a fraction of a second and saves a ton of grief.

ALWAYS SCAN EVERY INTERSECTION LEFT, THEN RIGHT BEFORE YOU ENTER IT!! (*ahem* or right, then left if you’re in a place that drives on the wrong side of the road on purpose)

Maybe this fucking prick should start paying his interns as well, hmm?