“OK, I blended it!! But is it normal for everything else to just kind of slide up???”

Mosquitoes. Mosquitoes are the real killers among us, but I don't see you mentioning them.

“some carry just in case they come across a commie who needs to be shot.”

No no, it's just that all of that is irrelevant to a discussion about weaponry.

It is a completely ridiculous equivalency that your example just made even worse.

Still irrelevant.

“My responsibility is my pocket carry 9 mm that can get me to the car or my house - which both have better.”

See, and this is exactly the problem right here: Guy writes an article about a study that analyzed FOURTY-ONE YEARS of gun ownership data, and yet somehow you gun jackasses will still decide it’s unsubstantiated. YOU'RE fucking unsubstantiated, guy.

“It’s best for all involved that you don’t get to decide that then!”

Nice try with that false equivalency there dickhead, but I don't drink and haven't for many many years. Asshole.

You, in particular, should not have a handgun. No. You do not seem even remotely stable. You are absolutely a walking advertisement for the complete ban of privately owned handguns.

“I’ve been at the range and shot one of those big Colt Pythons that someone sticks a scope on or whatever, but you’re an asshole and an idiot if you do that.

But shooting handguns is fun, you might say! Yes, it is fun. But it is not so fun that it is worth thousands of preventable deaths.”

Yeah he’s going to stew for three weeks thinking about how much of a loser this makes him, and the fallout is going to be ugly. Maybe a SOTU will mollify him somewhat, but I’m already having bad dreams about what kind of tantrum he is cooking up because of this..

“I still don’t get this National Emergency thing.”

These fucking little pricks dress up in blackface to show “school spirit”. FUCK OFF.

Christalmighty what a weird fucking story to make up for no good reason.

There's no way Ivanka has enough of a creative spark to just let her pubes grow.

It’s a beautiful thing. I only wish she had figured out how to get some language in there pointing out that the funding package they passed yesterday is exactly the same one the GOP senate passed a few weeks back, but now refuses to vote on. It would be a bit out of place, but fuckit.. these shitbirds need to have…

I mean.. all Pelosi really needs to do is respond with a simple, “Thank you for your interest, however as I will not bring a resolution to the floor while the government is shut down, I must advise you that there will not be an opportunity for you to deliver your SOTU in person unless you re-open the government…