“when she was first on the campaign trail she was bubbly and full of life and now she seems to have all Vitality and zest for life sucked out of her.”

I refuse to believe those are his actual progeny.

To be fair, six dildos is kind of a lot.

But science is a hoax invented by the Chinese. Ergo, bears are also a Chinese hoax. PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING!

Careful saying that. This administration might start trying to burn immigrants in the power plants

This guy is a one stop argument against 4K TV broadcasts.

They had me at “by the erection of the driver’s pelvis”.

This is difficult for me to type but.......Seth......Meyers.......is.................good now??

Goddamnit.... cleanup in aisle Pants!

Man.. Keith Richards really needs a hair cut.

Write him a letter; if you can explain to him how to get his grift on while making something useful, he might just do it.

mistreated

I have so, SO many issues with what’s going on right now. I like DACA as legislation. I do not like that presidents have gained this ability to enact laws they want via executive order, bypassing Congress.

Donald Trump tweeted that he would “revisit” DACA if Congress doesn’t act to fix it, which...what? He just canceled it!

So tragic that Canada has been completely denuded of all trees. Climate change is real, folks!

Audiences around the world will benefit from the same candor, wit and insight that Spicer brought to the White House briefing room

“Going to war” is different than declaring war. You need to take more time reading things.