Off we went in one of the most iconic machines known to mankind, with sounds of plates and forks hitting against each other over the slightest road imperfections, confident we could make it to Tofino.

Recently got rid of our Tiguan. Saying goodbye to that gas guzzling shit heap felt great. An entirely unremarkable, unlikable vehicle in so many ways. Not recommended. I’m assuming you actually like your wife — get a CX-5.

The Atlas starts at $30,500 for the (not yet available) version with the 2.0-liter turbo four making 235 HP and with FWD.

Go home, TooDrunk, you’re too drunk.

I’ve done that when I’ve noticed people filming me in portrait as well.. not my proudest moment, perhaps, but sometimes external factors will force one into action.

“Reince Penis. Yes, Reince Penis. The United States of America is currently being run by men who have the same comic sensibilities as a 13-year-old boy.”

LMAO.. you mean the guy in the centre of this pic? Deliberately..  for a fucking charity boxing match?

PATTI!!!

So awesome.

Hanna (2011).

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude.

Dude.. learn to Aria Giovanni, and also to make sense.

GTR on slicks seems like a real waste. Priced a GTR Nismo, lately?

I don’t trust anyone who needs to go places clutching that much coffee in their fist.

Meh.. if she was six, or something, I might feel bad, but fuck Sarah *the adult* Fucking Huackabee Sanders. She’s the worst - worse than Spicer by a hot mile - and she fucking knows how fucking horrible she is perfectly well. So yeah.. sucks that her bosses are going to be shit-heads to her, but that has always been…

No they fucking won’t. He claimed *repeatedly* that the Press Office saying one thing in the evening, and the President following up with a contradictory Tweet by morning was “a hypothetical,” and nobody fucking called him on it despite the *fact* that IT HAPPENS NEARLY EVERY SINGLE ACTUAL FUCKING DAY!!

how long will it take ol’ Sean to grow his soul back?

+1 Nipple

CHALKY!! <3